Two New Postings This
Week
There
are two new postings for your reading
enjoyment this week. Immediately below is
the fifth Drunks & Thieves edition for
2025. (Dated May 20, 2025 and posted May
17, 2025.) Scroll below that for this
week's regular newsletter. (Dated May 17,
2025 and posted May 14, 2025.)
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NEW!
POSTED 5-17-25
2025
Part Five: May 20, 2025
It's
time for the fifth
Drunks and Thieves
edition of 2025.
Find out what
justice is like in
the Snoburbs. In
this edition:

DRUNK DRIVER VEERS
OFF ROAD INTO A CONCRETE LIGHT POLE: Pages
1
& 2

DRUNK
DRIVER TRAPPED IN CAR AFTER
OVERTURNING IT: Pages
2-4

SUSPECT
FROM IOWA ARRESTED FOR STEALING
SUNGLASSES: Pages
4 & 5

TOWN
& COUNTRY OFFICER DISCOVERS
UNREGISTERED CAR IN PARKING LOT AND
WAITED FOR DRUG ADDICT, THEFT SUSPECT
TO EXIT HOME DEPOT WITH HIS
LOOT. THE SUSPECT RETURNED TO HOME
DEPOT THREE MORE TIMES
TO STEAL: Pages 5-8

MAN
KEEPS COMING BACK TO HOME DEPOT TO
STEAL. THIS TIME DETECTIVES ARREST
HIM: Pages 8 & 9

EIGHT
YEARS AFTER LEAVING VENDING MACHINE
COMPANY, FORMER EMPLOYEE STILL
HAD KEYS AND WAS STEALING FROM
MACHINES: Pages
9-11

KNOWN
SHOPLIFTER FROM CHESTERFIELD BUSY STEALING
AT THE TOWN AND COUNTRY
TARGET: Pages
11 & 12

DRUNK
DRIVER STARTS BACKING UP ON I-64 TO
HELP
A STRANDED
MOTORIST IN THE CENTER LANE. THE STRANDED
MOTORIST
IS A POLICE OFFICER IN A MARK CAR ON
THE SHOULDER: Pages
12 & 13

REPEAT
SUSPECT HIT HOME DEPOT IN TOWN AND
COUNTRY: Pages 13-17

DRIVER
STOPPED AFTER SWERVING IN AND OUT OF FIVE
LANES ON I-270. HE REPEATEDLY DENIED
HAVING ANYTHING TO DRINK
DESPITE FAILING TWO BREATH TESTS: Pages
17-19

SERIAL
THIEF THREATENS TO MACE MANAGER OF
TOWN AND COUNTRY TOTAL WINE AND
LIQUOR
WHEN STOPPED FOR STEALING:
Pages 19-23

WEAVING
DRIVER ADMITS DRINKING BUT DENIES
BEING DRUNK. TESTS
SAY OTHERWISE: Pages 23-25

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NEW!
POSTED 5-14-25
May
17, 2025 Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

DEER REPORT TOWN & COUNTRY AND
CHESTERFIELD: Pages 1-3

I-64 WRONG WAY DRIVER FINALLY STOPPED BY
TOWN AND COUNTRY POLICE
USING STOP STICK: Page 3

ALDERMEN VOTE TO CONTINUE FOR SECOND
TIME A BILL NOT ALLOWING GAMBLING
MACHINES WHERE BEER AND LIQUOR ARE SOLD:
Pages 4 & 5

CUT GRASS! Page 5

CITY OF CHESTERFIELD … THIS
WEEK IS PRETTY MUCH “LAW & ORDER
WEST COUNTY”. CHESTERFIELD POLICE
BLOTTER: Pages 5-23

CARTOONS: Pages 23-28

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May
10, 2025 Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

30 DAYS OF TOWN AND COUNTRY POLICE
ARRESTS: Pages 1-8

CHESTERFIELD POLICE
BLOTTER: Read the crimes and the
arrests from last week. Page 8-26

CHESTERFIELD CITY COUNCIL MEETING: The
Citizen of the Year Award was the
highlight of the meeting. Pages 26-29

THREE MEMBERS OF CHESTERFIELD
FAMILY DIE IN WRONG WAY DRIVER CRASH IN
KANSAS: Page 30

CARTOONS: Pages 31-38

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May
3, 2025 Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

AN AMENDMENT TO THE CITY LIQUOR LAW
SHOULD SHUT DOWN THE CASINO PORTION OF
THE GAS STATION AND CONVENIENCE
STORE WAS CONTINUED: Apparently
illegal gambling is OK for a few more
weeks with the Mayor and new BOA.
Page 1

OH MAY GOD! A SECOND HAND RETAIL
STORE FOR TONEY TOWN AND
COUNTRY? Pages 2 & 3

SWEARING IN: Unopposed
alderpersons elected in the April
Municipal Election were sworn in. Page 3

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: This
week our Chesterfield section is mostly
law & order. Pages 4- 23

LOWES SECURITY AGENT GIVEN AWARD FOR
AIDING IN ARREST OF THIEF WHO HAD
STOLEN OVER $200,000 FROM AREA STORES:
Pages 23-26

CARTOONS: Pages 27-31

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Drunks and Thieves 2025 Part 4
April
29, 2025 -- It's time
for the fourth Drunks
and Thieves edition of
2025. Find out what
justice is like in the
Snoburbs. In this
edition:

FOUR DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS WALMART
SHOPPER FILLED HIS CART AND PAID FOR
$181 OF MERCHANDISE WHILE STEALING
OVER 100 ITEMS VALUED AT $762: Pages
1
& 2

35-YEAR-OLD DRIVES FROM ST. CHARLES TO
STEAL AT THE CHESTERFIELD WALMART: Pages
2 & 3

DRUNK DRIVER CHANGES FROM HAVING A
COUPLE OF BEERS TO VODKA: Pages 3
& 4

TOO MUCH TO DRINK AT THE MAC, PLUS 80
MPH IN A 60 ZONE GETS
CHESTERFIELD RESIDENT ARRESTED FOR
DWI: Pages 4 & 5

VERY DRUNK DRIVER WANTS TO FIGHT
OFFICERS TRYING TO ARREST HIM:
Pages 6-11

VACUUM CLEARER THIEF GIVES TWO BACK TO
WALMART SECURITY AND QUICKLY DRIVES
OFF WITH A THIRD: Pages 11-13

WOMAN ATTEMPTED TO WALK OUT OF WALMART
WITH FOUR PACKS OF PAMPERS: Page
13

DRUNK DRIVER CRASHES ON BOTH SIDES OF
HWY 141: Pages 14-15

WITH KIDS IN TOW WOMAN STEALS $70
WORTH OF PRODUCTS AT WALMART BY
UNDER-RINGING: Page 16

SHOPLIFTER WAS NOT EXACTLY DRESSED TO
AVOID BEING NOTICE: Pages 16-17

AS OFFICER WAS PULLING OVER A DRUNK
DRIVER, HE SWITCHED SEATS WITH THE
PASSENGER AND THE CAR CRASHED: Pages
18-20

DRUNK DRIVER IS COOPERATIVE WHEN
ARRESTED BUT TURNED VIOLENT DURING
BOOKING: Pages 20-21

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April
26, 2025 Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:
Slow week in Town and
Country, but lots of stuff in
Chesterfield:

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages
1-24

OFFICERS RECOVER $64,000 IN STOLEN
PROPERTY: See who was doing the
stealing. Pages 24-27

LIQUOR LICENSE. BUSINESS
LICENSE. WHO NEEDS
THEM? Espinos Mexican Restaurant
in Chesterfield Valley for nine months
did not have a business license or
liquor license. Chesterfield did not
shut them down but issued citations.
Even being served over a dozen citations
they continued to serve food and booze.
Pages 27 & 28

CHESTERFIELD CITY COUNCIL MEETING: Leash
law passes but got one no vote Liquor
license approved for Pickleballers.
Neighborhood dispute involving one
resident with long record. Pages 28-31

CITY ADMINISTRATOR FORGOT TO HAVE
PHOTO PRESENTATIONS: Read who got
an award but not photos receiving the
award. Pages 31 & 32

CARTOONS: Pages 32-35

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April
19, 2025 Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

CHESTERFIELD SUED BY FEMALE POLICE
OFFICER CLAIMING AN OFFICER FORCED HER
TO PERFORM SEX: Pages 29-41

MARCH DEER REPORT: The deer had
a good month. Page 1

THE POLICE STATS AND CRIME IN TOWN AND
COUNTRY FOR MARCH AND THE FIRST
QUARTER OF 202: Pages 1-3

TOWN AND COUNTRY BOARD
OF ALDERMEN MEETING: Bill will
ban unlicensed gambling machines where
liquor is sold. Read who is very upset.
Solar panel on front of house a big
issue. $7,200 for the design of
pickleball courts and a kids bike track
at Preservation Park. Pages 3-6

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Read
what the police had to deal with and who
got arrested. Pages 6-29

THE SEXUAL ABUSE LAWSUIT: Pages
29-41

CARTOONS: Pages 42 & 43

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April
12, 2025 Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

TOWN
AND COUNTRY ELECTION RESULTS:
Pages
7 & 8

CHESTERFIELD ELECTION RESULTS:
Pages 30-32.

30 DAYS OF ARRESTS IN TOWN &
COUNTRY: See who and getting to
wear handcuffs. Pages 1-5

MAN SCARES LONGVIEW PARK WALKERS: Page
6

CHESTERFIELD MAN CHARGED WITH SEXUALLY
ASSAULTING TWO 14-YEAR- OLD GIRLS FROM
ST. CHARLES AT HIS CHESTERFIELD HOME:
Pages 8-11

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages
11-29

COURT ORDER STOPS CHESTERFIELD FROM
SENDING DRUNK DRIVERS TO SPECIAL
COURT: Pages 29 & 30

OOPS LAST WEEK WE ONLY INCLUDED
FOUR CONTRIBUTORS TO
DEREK GRIER’S MAYORAL
CAMPAIGN. WE ONLY MISSED A LOT.
HERE ARE THE OTHERS: Pages
32-36

CARTOONS: Pages 36-40

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April 5, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

TESLA ATTACKED AT SCHNUCKS:
Pages 1 & 2

HOW
WERE
THERE NO CITATIONS AND A SHUT DOWN OF
MINEO’S? Pages 2-4

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: See
what the calls were and who was being
arrested. Page 4-23

MODOT
TO
REMOVE EVIL SHOULDER BUMP OUTS: Page
23

FOLLOW THE MONEY FLOW. CHESTERFIELD’S
MAYOR RACE HAS SOME BIG CONTRIBUTORS: Page
23-29

CARTOONS: Page 29-32

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March
29, 2025 Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

MORE NEW TOWN & COUNTRY HOUSES: Pages
1 & 2

TOWN AND COUNTRY LEGAL BILLS: Pages
2-5

TOWN AND COUNTRY BOARD OF ALDERMEN
MEETING: Pages 5-8

TUNNEL UNDER CLAYTON ROAD TO TOWN SQUARE
GETTING SOME ART: Pages 5 & 6

MUNICIPAL PARKS GRANT OF $465,000 TO BE
USED FOR PICKLEBALL COURTS AND BIKE
PLAYGROUND: Pages 6 & 7

TOWN SQUARE BILLS MARCH 2025: Page
7

JOHN MINEO’S RESTAURANT
RENEWS CITY LIQUOR LICENSE NINE MONTHS
LATE: Pages 7 & 8

NEW TOWN AND COUNTRY
POLICE OFFICER FROM CAPE GIRARDEAU PD: Page
8

CHESTERFIELD FEBRUARY MONTHLY POLICE
REPORT: Pages 9-16

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: See
what crimes occurred and who was being
arrested. Pages 16-33

CHESTERFIELD LEGAL BILLS: Pages 33
& 34

CITY COUNCIL CAMPAIGN FUNDRAISING: Pages
34-38

CARTOONS: Pages 38-44

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March 22, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

NEW HOUSES COMING TO TOWN & COUNTRY:
Pages
1-3

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages 3-23

CHESTERFIELD CITY COUNCIL MEETING: Pages 23-27

CHICKEN COOPS: Pages 24 & 25

NO SLEEPING OR CAMPING ON CITY PROPERTY:
Page
25

NEW ART WORK FOR PARKS: Pages 25 & 26

LEASH LAW: Page 26

STORM
DEBRIS PICKUP: Page 27

CARTOONS: Pages 27-31

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Drunks and Thieves 2025 Part 3
March
18, 2025 -- It's time
for the third Drunks and
Thieves edition of 2025.
Find out what justice is
like in the Snoburbs. In
this edition:

AN EMPLOYEE OF A TEMPORARY EMPLOYMENT
AGENCY ARRESTED FOR STEALING AT THE
SHERIDAN SENIOR LIFESTYLE
FACILITY WHILE WORKING AT
A PARTY: Pages 1-3

PAIR OF SHOPLIFTERS CAUGHT WITH A LOT OF
LOOT: Pages 3-8

DRUNK DRIVER FROM SPAIN, STOPS FIELD
SOBRIETY TESTS SAYING HE ALREADY KNOWS
WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN: Pages
8-10

CHESTERFIELD DETECTIVE EVENTUALLY
CATCH UP TO SUSPECT STEALING CARTONS OF
CIGARETTES FROM MOBILE ON THE RUN GAS
STATION/CONVENIENCE STORES.
THE SUSPECT HAS THE LONGEST ARREST
RECORD WE HAVE SEEN: Pages 10-13

DRUNK COLORADO MAN FLOURISHING
GUN OUT CAR WINDOW IS ARRESTED FOR DWI
HE LATER FLASHED “THE FINGER” AT
OFFICERS: Pages 14 & 15

IN ROAD RAGE INCIDENT MISSOURI BAPTIST
HOSPITAL SECURITY GUARD FIRED TWO
BULLETS INTO A VEHICLE ON I-64: Pages
15
& 16

DRUNK AND REVOKED DRIVER DROVE OFF ROAD
INTO A DITCH AND LATER RAN FROM THE
OFFICER: Pages 16-19

AN EARLY MORNING DRUNK DRIVER WHOSE
CHEVY HAD THREE FLAT TIRES WAS PASSED
OUT IN A LANE OF TRAFFIC: Pages 19
& 20

GAS STATION/CAR WASH CLERK STEALING
LOTTERY TICKETS: Page 21

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March 15, 2025 Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

BUSINESS LICENSE REVOKED AND RENEWAL
DENIED DUE TO CHINESE PROSTITUTES
WORKING IN CHESTERFIELD SPA: Pages
22-25

FEBRUARY
DEER
VS VEHICLE REPORT: Pages 1 & 2

TOWN
AND
COUNTRY ALDERPERSONS CANCEL MARCH 10
MEETING: Page 3

CHESTERFIELD
POLICE
BLOTTER: Pages 3-19

GRAND
JURY
ISSUED INDICTMENTS ON TWO CHESTERFIELD
CASES: Pages 20-22

THE
GRAND
STAIRCASE AT THE NEW DOWNTOWN
CHESTERFIELD: Pages 25-27

CARTOONS:
Pages 27-30

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March 8, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

ARRESTS
FOR 30 DAYS IN TOWN AND COUNTRY
AS MORE THIEVES COME TO TOWN TO STEAL
FROM STORES: Pages 1-9

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages
10-33

CHESTERFIELD OFFICER GETS CHIEF’S
AWARD FOR SAFELY DISARMING DISTRAUGHT
RESIDENT: Page 33

CITY COUNCIL THROWS PUBLIC SAFETY OUT
THE WINDOW AND REAPPOINTS THE MOST
DANGEROUS MAN IN CHESTERFIELD AS
PROSECUTING ATTORNEY: Page 34

CANDIDATES PATRICIA TOCCO AND MICHELE
OLNEY SPEAK OUT AGAINST ON THE BUMP
OUTS: Page 35

COUNCILWOMAN BARB MCGUINNESS
SAVES THE CITY $7,200: Page 35

CHESTERFIELD CITIZEN OF THE YEAR:
Page 36

CARTOONS: Pages 37-44

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Listed by date, newest first. In
addition to John's regular weekly
newsletters, Drunks & Thieves editions
provide a view of justice in the snoburbs
with mug shots, arrests and the sometimes
outrageous outcomes in court. Get your
fill of drunk driving, shoplifting and
general criminal activities in the land of
the well-to-do.
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 5,
MAY 20, 2025 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 4,
APRIL 29, 2025
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 3,
MARCH 18, 2025 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 2,
FEBRUARY 18, 2025 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 1,
FEBRUARY 4, 2025
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 10,
DECEMBER 31, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 9,
DECEMBER 10, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 8,
NOVEMBER 12, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 7,
OCTOBER 15, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 6,
SEPTEMBER 3, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 5,
JULY 9, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 4,
MAY 28, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 3,
MAY 7, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 2,
APRIL 9, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 1,
FEBRUARY 20, 2024
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 12,
DECEMBER 26,
2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 11,
DECEMBER 19,
2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 10,
NOVEMBER 14,
2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 9,
OCTOBER 10,
2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 8,
SEPTEMBER 5,
2023 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 7,AUGUST
8, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 6,
JUNE 24, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 5, MAY
30, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 4, APRIL
25, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 3, MARCH
4, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 2, FEBRUARY
14, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 1, JANUARY
24, 2023
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 18,
DECEMBER 27, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 17,
DECEMBER 20, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 16,
DECEMBER 6, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 15, NOVEMBER
22, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 14,
OCTOBER 20, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 13,
SEPTEMBER 20, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 12,
AUGUST 30, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 11,
JULY 26, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 10,
JUNE 28, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 9,
MAY 31, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 8,
MAY 10, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 7,
APRIL 19, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 6,
MARCH 29, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 5,
MARCH 15, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 4,
FEBRUARY 22, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 3,
FEBRUARY 2, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 2,
JANUARY 18, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 1,
JANUARY 1, 2022
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 13,
DECEMBER 21, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 12,
DECEMBER 14, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 11,
DECEMBER 7, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 10,
NOVEMBER 23, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 9,
NOVEMBER 9, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 8,
OCTOBER 12, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 7,
SEPTEMBER 7, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 6,
AUGUST 10, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 5,
JULY 6, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 4,
JUNE 2, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 3,
MAY 5, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 2,
MARCH 23, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 1,
FEBRUARY 24, 2021 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 9,
DECEMBER 31, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 8,
DECEMBER 26, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 7,
DECEMBER 2, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 6,
SEPTEMBER 11, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 5,
SEPTEMBER 5, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 4,
JULY 4, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 3,
MAY 30, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 2,
APRIL 11, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 1,
FEBRUARY 25, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 9,
DECEMBER 31,
2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 8,
DECEMBER 27, 2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 7,
NOVEMBER 30,
2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 6,
JULY 12,
2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 5,
JULY 5,
2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 4,
JUNE 29, 2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 3,
MARCH 17,
2019 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019,
PART 2,
MARCH 10, 2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 1,
MARCH 3, 2019
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DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 9,
DECEMBER 31, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 8,
DECEMBER 26, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 7,
NOVEMBER 21, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 6,
NOVEMBER 1, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 5,
SEPTEMBER 8, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 4,
AUGUST 15, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 3,
JUNE 3, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 2,
MAY 27, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 1,
MAY 6, 2018
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DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 9,
DECEMBER 30, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 8,
DECEMBER 17, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 7,
NOVEMBER 26, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 6,
NOVEMBER 12, 2017
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DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 5,
OCTOBER 9, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 4,
SEPTEMBER 1, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 3, JULY
31, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 2,
JUNE 24, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 1,
APRIL 3, 2017
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DRUNKS AND THIEVES: NEW
YEARS 2017 EDITION, JANUARY 4, 2017 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: CHRISTMAS 2016 EDITION, DECEMBER 27, 2016 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: POST-THANKSGIVING EDITION,
NOVEMBER 28, 2016 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: SPRING 2016, PART 3, MAY
23, 2016 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: SPRING 2016, PART 2, MAY
18, 2016 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: SPRING 2016, PART 1, MAY
10, 2016
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DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: HOLIDAY PART 3, DECEMBER
31, 2015 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: HOLIDAY PART 2, DECEMBER
24, 2015 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: POST-THANKSGIVING 2015,
DECEMBER 2, 2015 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER
2015 PART THREE, JULY 1, 2015 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER
2015 PART TWO, JUNE 25, 2015 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER
2015 PART ONE, JUNE 18, 2015 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER
2014 PART 2, DECEMBER 29, 2014 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER
2014 PART 1, DECEMBER 22, 2014 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER
2014, PART 2, JUNE 16, 2014 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER
2014, PART 1, JUNE 9, 2014 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER
2013 PART 2, DECEMBER 31, 2013 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER
2013 PART 1, DECEMBER 24, 2013 |
DWI AND THIEVES: SPRING 2013,
MAY 7, 2013 |
DWI AND THIEVES, WINTER 2012,
DECEMBER 3, 2012 |
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The Big Sports Properties Deal
Big
Sports Baseball Dome Contract Expired
and Terminated, June 6, 2017
Jane
Cunningham and Dan Buck emails from
June 5, 2017
Update:
May 24, 2017
The
Development Agreement (Contract)
Between Big Sports and the City of
Chesterfield, March 10, 2017
Update:
January 21, 2017
Update:
December 22, 2016
Update:
December 2, 2016
Update:
November 5, 2016
Update:
October 28, 2016
Overview: The Big
Sports Properties Deal, October 17, 2016
Executive
Session Minutes
Draft, October
5, 2016
Real Estate Purchase
Contract, September 29,
2016
Letter of
Intent,
September 21,
2016
Executive
Session
Minutes,
September 7,
2016
Executive
Session
Minutes, August
1,2016
Executive
Session
Minutes July
18, 2016
Executive
Session Minutes, June 6,
2016
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Parkway School
District Elementary Teaching
Assistant Connor Brueggemann
Indicted on Multiple Child Porn
Charges
November 1, 2021 -- Connor Brueggemann was
indicted in October with the Federal Grand
Jury indictment filed on October 27, 2021
for possession and obtaining some really
gross child pornography. He was 24 at the
time of his arrest on state charges of
Promoting Child Pornography 1st Degree in
July of 2020. At the time of the July 2020
arrest he had a Ballwin address. He was
fired immediately by Parkway after the
2020 arrest.
Brueggemann had worked during the 2019-20
school year as a teaching assistant at the
Parkway School District Henry Elementary
School on Henry Road. The school serves
children living in parts of Town and
Country, Chesterfield, Manchester and
Ballwin.
Download
the indictment.
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Catholic Supply Store Murder and Sexual
Assault Case
October 22, 2021 --
Thomas Bruce charges, pleading
and sentences.
November
26, 2018 -- Read the 17 felony charges against
Thomas Bruce in the November 19
murder and sexual
assault at the Catholic Supply
Store on
Manchester Rd. |

Disappearing Memos
in the Cavins Case
July 29, 2023 --
Download and read the memos and
emails in the Town and
Country/Police Chief James Cavins
situation as referenced in the
July 29 newsletter.
Click HERE
to download now. |

David Cerna Case
FORMER
CHESTERFIELD
POLICE OFFICER DAVID CERNA, COP, SEX
PERVERT, VIDEO PRODUCER AND WEBSITE
OWNER! NOW READ THE INVESTIGATIVE
REPORT
October 14, 2017 – KTVI newsman Chris
Hayes got a tip and broke the case that
someone was video recording people
urinating in the men’s bathroom on the
Mobil on the Run in Chesterfield on
Clarkson Road. He turned his evidence
over to the Chesterfield Police.
A thorough investigation determined that
Chesterfield Officer David Cerna while
on duty had been hiding a camera in the
bathroom recording men’s penises at the
urinal. The Mobil station was a favorite
place for police officers to take a
bathroom break and at least seven
officers were also recorded.
A
search warrant of Cerna’s house in
Wentzville resulted in computers being
seized. There the bathroom images, along
with recordings of Cerna using a glory
hole at his house and performing
anonymous oral sex on people responding
to messages on websites were found. All
these images were placed on a website
run by Cerna.
More troubling
were secret recordings of officers
changing clothes in the Chesterfield
Police locker room, people,
including juvenile males wearing
sweat pants or shorts being frisked
by Cerna and having their pants
pulled out at the waist and their
genitals secretly recorded by Cerna
using a small recording device.
Cerna
pled
guilty to:
2
counts of Felony Invasion of
Privacy in St. Charles CO
Sentenced to 60 days jail.
Felony
Invasion of Privacy Multiple Persons
St. Louis County Sentenced to 4
Years prison but placed on 5-years
probation.
Misdemeanor
Invasion of Privacy St. Louis
County. Sentenced to 1-year jail
no probation.
Felony Sexual
Exploitation of a Minor St.
Louis County. Sentenced to
10-years prison but placed on 5 year
probation term.
Felony Invasion of
Privacy Multiple Persons St.
Louis County. Sentenced to 4-years
prison but placed on 5-years
probation.
Cerna appealed the
sentence for Sexual Exploitation of
Minor to the Missouri Court of Appeals
of the Eastern District. His appeal
was denied and the judgment and
sentence was affirmed on July 25,
2017.
The final notation on the case was
entered by the courts in September of
2017.
I filed a Sunshine Request
to obtain the investigative report in
September and received a copy of the
report on October 13, 2017.
Click
here to read the entire report.
David Cerna and
City of Chesterfield Lawsuit
Ryan
Wille Lawsuit Against David
Cerna and the City of
Chesterfield Charging Sexual and
Physical Abuse, July 22, 2016
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Chesterfield Mall Petition
and Resident Comments
July 19, 2023 --
Petition signatures and resident
comments opposing the rezoning of
Chesterfield Mall as referenced in
the July 22 newsletter are
available for download here.
Click HERE
to download now. |

Bob Costas: John's 1980 Interview
Former Town and
Country resident Bob Costas is a 2018
inductee in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Download and
read John's interview with Bob from
1980 from St. Louis Magazine. |

Jon Dalton Ethics Violations
Missouri Ethics Commission /
Jon Dalton Consent Order December 19,
2019
Missouri Ethics Commission /
Jon Dalton Consent Order February 21,
2014
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Deer Reports
Town and Country 2023 Deer
Management Program Final Report,
January 21, 2023
Town and Country Deer Report,
May 5, 2019
White Buffalo Deer
Distance Sampling Population Estimate,
February 14, 2019
White
Buffalo Final Report: Town &
Country Deer Management Program,
February 11, 2018
White Buffalo Deer
Distance Sampling Population
Estimate, Town & Country, February
11. 2018
White
Buffalo Final Report: Town &
Country Deer Management Program,
January 26, 2017
White Buffalo Deer Distance
Sampling Population Estimate, Town & Country, January
27, 2017 |

Doorack Scandal: Special
Report
Lawsuit:
Doorack vs. Chesterfield, August 9, 2019
Update:
May 22, 2017
Update:
January 21, 2017
Update:January
14, 2017
Update:
January 4, 2017
Update:
December 22, 2016
Boondoggle
Turns Into Scandal As City Officials
Break the Law and Hide Public Records,
December 7, 2016 |

Downtown Chesterfield Master Plan
Check out the proposed
plan for a new :"downtown
Chesterfield." Click HERE
to download now. Added December
12, 2020. |

Tim Engelmeyer's Attack
and Our Response
Chesterfield
Prosecutor Tim Engelmeyer launches a
lie-filled offensive and we
fire back. (May, 2017)
The
Engelmeyer Years
Read how
Chesterfield Prosecutor Tim
Engelmeyer has been making
sure DWI defendants represented
by lawyers leave the
courtroom with no fines or
points. Also read how
Engelmeyer reduces moving
violations to
Illegal Parking and how he
reduces crimes to “Littering”
violations.
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Ted Federer, a.k.a. "T-Fed"
Ted Federer, also
known as "T-Fed" lived a fast and
notorious life that came to a tragic
end on June 9, 2019 at the age of only
27.His encounters with the law have
been chronicled numerous times in our
newsletter. Here is a recap of his
exploits and untimely death.
The
Death of T-Fed, June 9, 2019
RELATED:
Scroll down to the "Our Favorite
Police Reports" section to read some
of the police reports from T-Fed's
numerous arrests.
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Forest Lake Tennis Club Lawsuit
Personal injury lawsuit
alleging sexual assault on a
employee/student by another member of
the staff, August 2019.
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City of Frontenac vs. Jim Edmonds
UPDATED
February 3,
2022 -- In
July, we
posted the
lawsuit where
the City of
Frontenac sued
St. Louis
Cardinal
legend Jim
Edmonds over
failure to
erect a
code-compliant
fence around
his swimming
pool.
The lawsuit
was dropped in
January 2022
when Edmonds
agreed to
comply with
the fence
regulations.
Click HERE
for the
updated
January 2022
version after
Edmonds agreed
to comply with
the fence
regulations
and Frontenac
dropped the
lawsuit.
Click HERE to
download the
lawsuit from
July 2021. |

Connie Fults Ethics Violations
Missouri Ethics Commission
Versus Connie Fults Consent Order, April
26, 2016
Connie Fults Refuses to Obey
Missouri Ethics Laws, March 2, 2016
Connie Fults Ethics
Complaint, March 1, 2016
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State Representative
Don Gosen Sex Scandal
Don Gosen Sex Scandal, February 18, 2016
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Lamb vs. Town and Country
Town and Country Refuses to
Enforce Building Codes,
Neighbor's House Damaged
June
3, 2021 --
Read the
lawsuit and
responses on
how Town and
Country
refused to
enforce
building codes
on a new house
under
construction
which caused
damage to the
next door
neighbor's
house,
designed by a
famous
architect
known for his
mid-century
modern
designs.
David
and Erin
Lamb's Amended
Petition, May
29, 2020
Town
and Country
Motion to
Dismiss,
January 14,
2021
David and
Erin Lamb's
Plantiff's
Response to
Town and
Country's
Motion to
Dismiss, March
31, 2021 |

The
John Low Case:
Sex Crimes and Kidnapping of a
Minor
On November 3, 2022 the Federal
Prosecutor’s Office in St. Louis
recommended a 12-year (135 months)
sentence to 38-year-old Chesterfield
resident John Low of 15452 Millrun Ct
Chesterfield, for driving to Manhattan,
Kansas, picking up a 15-year-old he met
on the internet, driving her back to
Chesterfield where he kept her shackled
in his basement where he raped her
several times.
The FBI received a tip and with the
Chesterfield Police on January
26,rescued the girl, who was wearing a
dog collar at the time. We reported this
in April when the Chesterfield PD
included the arrest in the department’s
monthly newsletter.
The case was originally filed in State
Circuit Court but was then moved to
Federal Court. The Federal
recommendation is for 12 + years in
prison.
The Presentencing Report gives the facts
in the case better than any document we
found. See the documents below.
Judgement,
November 9, 2022
Guilty
Plea, November 9, 2022
Defense
Sentencing Memorandum, November 3,
2022
Prosecutor
Sentencing Memorandum, October 31,
2022
County
Indictment, March 16, 2022
Federal
Indictment, February 9, 2022
Criminal
Complaint, January 27, 2022
Original
story from January 27, 2022 |

Robyn Luitjens Police Report
April 25, 2023 --
Download and read the 23-page
Robyn Luitjens police report as
referenced in Drunks and Thieves
2023 Part 4.
Robyn
Luitjens Police Report |

Resident Comments on Maryville's
Proposal to Replace Woods Mill Center
With a Dorm and Sports Complex
April 23, 2022 -- The
Town and Country Planning and Zoning
Commission meeting regarding Maryville
University's proposal to tear down the
Woods Mill Center and replace it with a
six story dorm for 400 students and a
3,000 seat sports complex and concert
venue was held on April 20.
Click HERE
to download and read the first batch of
emails from residents to the Planning
and Zoning Commission regarding the
proposal.
MORE: Click HERE
to download and read additional emails
from residents dated April 20, 2022 to
May 18, 2022.
Click HERE
to download and read the residents'
comments made at the meeting. |

Mason Road Crashes
A
compilation of crashes on Mason Road
through February 2022 with photos
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Mason Road Sidewalk Project Emails
Comments
and emails from October 2019 regarding
the Mason Road sidewalk project from
residents of Buckland Hall
Subdivision:
Read
a selection of
earlier emails and
attachments between city staff
regarding the Mason
sidewalk stop work order
from October 2018, obtained
and added November 2019.
Susan Crandall
Jana
and Kevin Hunt
Mike
and Cheryl Schmid
Read
emails about the Mason Rd. sidewalk
project from the first quarter of 2017
to and from Town and Country city
staff, elected officials, Parks
Commission members and residents. |

Mayor Bob Nation: Temper, Temper!
January
6, 2021 -- A
chronicle of
Chesterfield
Mayor Bob
Nation, his
infamous
temper and
frequent use
of profanity.
Mayor
Bob Nation:
Chesterfield
Censure
Chesterfield/Mayor
Bob Nation,
Order To Show
Cause,
October 19,
2015
Chesterfield
Resolution of Censure
of Mayor Bob
Nation,
October, 2015
Chesterfield
Investigation
of Mayor by
Special
Counsel Kevin
O'Keefe,
September 9,
2015
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Dan
McLaughlin's Three DWIs

Third DWI, 12-4-22
DWI,
No Proof of Insurance, Leaving Scene
of Accident, 9-25-11
DWI,
8-16-10 (Saturated pants.)
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Moving Violations To
Illegal Parking
(Listed by date,
newest first.)
2019 Municipal
Court Parking
Convictions. March 21,
2020
2018 Municipal Court
Parking Convictions. Updated May
5, 2019
Special report on
the Municipal Court system:
Moving Violations
to Illegal
Parking, UPDATED
July 29,
2017
Special report
on the Municipal Court system: Moving
Violations
to Illegal
Parking, UPDATED
April 15,
2017
Special report
on the Municipal Court system: Moving
Violations
to Illegal
Parking, March
27,
2017 |

David Peistrup: Convicted
Stalker's Lawyer Threatens
Newsletter and Website -- Our
Lawyer Responds
January 26, 2022 -- After
reporting on the exploits of a convicted
stalker in our newsletter, his attorney
sends us a threatening letter. Our
attorney responds. Read
both letters and the full story on the
notorious David Peistrup. |

President Trump VS The US Postal Service
A
collection of cartoons on President
Trump's duel with the US Postal
Service, August 27, 2020.
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Ronald Lee Roberts
Ronald Lee Roberts Sentencing
Recommendation, Fraud
Case, Filed
January 15, 2015 |

Sicuro - Himpler Indictment
Grand Jury indicts
Chesterfield psychiatrist Franco
Sicurio and business partner Carlos
Himpler in health care fraud and money
laundering scheme.
Download
the indictment filed 9-17-20
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The Fall of Steve Stenger
Read
the 44-page federal indictment
against former St. Louis County
Executive Steve Stenger, April 25,
2019
Steve
Stenger Search Warrant. March 20,
2019
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Town Square
Town Square
Costs, October 3, 2021
Town Square
Costs, February 24, 2020
Town Square Costs, July 22
2019
Town Square, John's Take On
The Issue, November 25,
2016
Brinkmann Town Square
Proposal, October 12, 2016
Opus Town Square Proposal
October 12, 2016
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Wolfe vs. Town and Country
February 23,
2018 – Town and
Country police
officer Jeffrey Wolfe has
filed a lawsuit
due
to the department
demoting him from
Sergreant to
Corporal over a
relationship
with
officer Lauren
Becker.
Download the
lawsuit
and polygraph
results.
Download
and read an
analysis and
opinion of the
Wolfe lawsuit
from a former
Chief
of Police. |

Shannon Woolsey Lawsuit
Shannon Woolsey Lawsuit, Sexual Harassment,
Town & Country Police
Department, 2013
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Gangs of Town and Country,
Updated October 6, 2019. |
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Listed
alphabetically by last name
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Brett Cervantes
DWI,
3-29-13
Domestic
Disturbance, Disorderly Conduct,
Assault on Police Officer, 1-25-12
DWI,
2-12-11
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Jon Dalton, Jr.
DWI,
6-23-12
DWI,
1-1-12
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Ted Federer, a.k.a.
"T-Fed"
Bar Fight, Threatening
Police Officers and their Families,
Felony Possession of Drugs, 3-30-14
DWI,
Driving While Suspended, Possession
of Marijuana, Speeding, No Proof of
Insurance, Open Alcohol in Car,
5-18-13
This download has the
following three police reports in
one download:
- Stealing Under $500, Minor
in Possession of Alcohol, 1-11-12
- Minor in Possession of
Alcohol, Providing False Information,
2-13-12
- Destruction of Property,
Stealing Under $500, 3-29-12
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Katie Huggard
DWI,
7-1-11 ("I have a bulldog lawyer!"
Threatened to urinate in Police
car.)
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Rice
"Sandy" Jacobs
Volunteer
Treasurer stole at least $135,868
from various band and choir accounts
at Parkway central High School.
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David Karney
Alderman
David Karney sends threatening
emails to Alderman Fred
Meyland-Smith under the fictitious
name Jeff Storehouse, 2010
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Ryan
Leeman and Christian Duvall
Chesterfield Parents Go On
Vacation and 35-year old Son Invites
Prostitute and Heroin Supplier to Move
In
The
Story
The Police Report
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Dan McLaughlin
DWI,
No Proof of Insurance, Leaving Scene
of Accident, 9-25-11
DWI,
8-16-10 (Saturated pants.)
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Alfred
"Skip" Nichols
DWI,
3-17-00
DWI,
6-1-07
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Richard Rognan
Patronizing
Prostitution, 8-8-13
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Scott Rosenblum
DWI,
4-29-14
Accident, 4-29-14
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Andy
Stecko
Incident
at the Hangar Bar and Grill, 3-4-16
While
this police report has a number of names
redacted, through independent means we
were able to identify four of the six
people mentioned. They are:
The
Suspect: Then Monarch Fire Protection
District Captain Andy Stecko.
The
Victim: Monarch Fire Prevention District
firefighter/paramedic Donna Kessler.
Witness
1: "C" is Bob Chitwood, the owner of the
hangar Grill and Pub on Long Road.
Witness
2: "F" is bartender Sarah Ferguson.
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Robert
Walter
Another Night at Harpo's,
6-11-16
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