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2025 Part
Nine
: September 23, 2025


It's time for the ninth Drunks and Thieves edition of 2025. Find out what justice is like in the Snoburbs. In this edition:

Town and Country Police were delayed in sending their Drunks and Thieves arrest reports. This edition is all Chesterfield Police Department cases. Town and Country Police cases will be in Drunks and Thieves Part 10.




TWO FELONY WOMEN SHOPLIFTERS ARRESTED, AS ONE LEADS CHESTERFIELD OFFICERS ON A WILD CHASE:
Pages 1-7







SUSPECTS USE
THREE-DAY COMP PASS TO GOLD’S GYM TO STEAL CARS IN ST. LOUIS COUNTY: Pages 7-9






DRIVER PASSED OUT ON DRUGS; CONCERNED PASSERBY DROVE THE SUBJECT AND CAR TO THE PARKING LOT OF THE CHESTERFIELD MALL WHERE POLICE MADE THE ARREST:
Pages 9-11






CRIMINALS FROM ST. LOUIS SPEND AN AUGUST SUNDAY STEALING IN CHESTERFIEL
D: Pages 11-15






SUSPECT CAUGHT STEALING AT WALMART. SHE WAS TAKEN TO THE STORE SECURITY OFFICE WITH HER CART WITH STOLEN ITEMS, BUT SUDDENLY FLED PUSHING THE CART WITH HER: Pages 15 & 16






STEALING TRADING CARDS ALSO RESULTS IN A DRUG ARREST: Pages 16 & 17







CHESTERFIELD POLICE RECEIVED A RADIO BROADCAST OF MOTORISTS CALLING DISPATCH ABOUT A CARELESS DRIVER WHO WAS FOLLOWING TOO CLOSELY: Pages 17-19







A WOMAN FROM VALLEY PARK SPENDS A SUNDAY STEALING AT NIKE: Pages 19-21







WOMEN PUT BAG FULL OF STOLEN CLOTHES IN BUSHES AS SHE FLED FROM OFFICERS: Pages 21 & 22










September 20, 2025 Edition

John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment.In this edition:



FORMER TOWN AND COUNTRY ALDERMAN, STATE REPRESENTATIVE, AND SEX TEXTER PLE
ADS GUILTY IN FEDERAL COURT TO FRAUDULENTLY STEALING $379,000 FROM PANDEMIC RELIEF FUNDS: Pages 1-7






FIVE ROMANIANS SENTENCED IN FEDERAL COURT FOR STEALING FROM BANK ATM’S USING SKIMMING DEVICES:
Pages 7-9





CHESTERFIELD AUGUST MONTHLY POLICE AND CRIME REPORT:
Pages 9-17


WEEKLY CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages 17-35





CHESTERFIELD CITY COUNCIL MEETING: Chesterfield resident bill of rights, more money for tree removal, another secret meeting coming up. Pages 36-42








CARTOONS:
Pages 42-45









September 13, 2025 Edition

John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment.In this edition:





DEER VS CARS:
Pages 1 & 2






TOWN & COUNTRY BOARD OF ALDERMEN MEETING: Property Tax continues, no $7,500 for fireworks this year, $14,900 for drone show, electric car charging stations approved at Town and Country Crossing, two more police officers. Pages 3 & 4





TWO AREA DOCTORS SENTENCED IN FEDERAL COURT FOR MEDICARE FRAUD: Pages 4-6









CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER
: Page 6-31








TWO EMPLOYEES STABBED BY A THIRD EMPLOYEE AT THE HOMEWOOD SUITES HOTEL: Pages 32 & 33






GRAND JURY ISSUES TRUE BILL ON WALMART SHOPLIFTER FOR FELONY STEALING:
Read the facts and see the very, very long arrest record. Pages 33-36







$12,000 WORTH OF CLOTHES RECOVERED IN TWO HAN
LEY HILLS HOMES THANKS TO A CHESTERFIELD POLICE TRACKING DEVICE: Pages 36-41







CARTOONS:
Pages 41-46









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September 6, 2025 Edition

John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment.In this edition:




TOWN AND COUNTRY ARRESTS OVER 30 DAYS: July 25 to August 23, 2025. Pages 1-8








NEW HOUSE IN TOWN
AND COUNTRY: Pages 8 & 9








ANOTHER NEW POLICE OFFICER IN TOWN AND COUNTRY
Page 10








NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY HIT GETTING OFF SCHOOL BUS BY DRIVER HIGH ON DRUGS: Pages 11-15







CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Read where the crime was and who was arrested. Pages 15-32








COUPLE INDICTED FOR RUNNING FRAUD CHURCHES IN FOUR STATES INCLUDING IN CHESTERFIELD:
Pages 32-40





CHESTERFIELD CITY COUNCIL MEETING: Aquatic Center design contract, park banners, finishing the levee trail, another 6-2 vote, an 8-0 vote on something most people associate with city council duties, there are still six weeks to kill the office building deal. Pages 40-44






CARTOONS:
Pages 44-47











August 30, 2025 Edition

John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment.In this edition:




GRAND JURY INDICTMENT ON TOWN AND COUNTRY DRUNK DRIVER:
Pages1 & 2







SO MUCH FOR TOWN AND COUNTRY “TREE CITY USA” AS ALDERPERSONS FIRST READ A BILL TO SAY GOODBYE TO 41 TREES IN SEPTEMBER: Pages 2-5








TOWN SQUARE COSTS FOR AUGUST: Page 6








TOWN
AND COUNTRY POLICE TO BUY A USED SUV FROM THE KANSAS HIGHWAY PATROL: Pages 6 & 7







ALDERMEN VOTE DOWN CURBSIDE BRANCH CHIPPING:
Pages 7 & 8







CHESTERFIELD MONTHLY POLICE STATS REPORT: Check out the reports on major cases and where the crime was, plus where arrests were made and citations issued. Pages 8-17







CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: See the cases and arrests from last week. Pages 17-37









CARTOONS:
Pages 38-41









August 23, 2025 Edition

John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment. in this edition:


CHESTERFIELD CITY COUNCIL VOTES TO GO INTO COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE. THE COUNCIL NEEDED MORE PARKING FOR THE CITY’S AMPHITHEATER SO THE ARE BUYING A PARKING GARAGE AND OH YEA … A FIVE-STORY OFFICE BUILDING FOR $17.3M: Pages 7-14





JULY DEER V
S VEHICLE REPORTS TOWN AND COUNTRY AND CHESTERFIELD: Pages 1 & 2








SEVEN YEARS IN PRISON FOR DAYTIME BURGLAR WHO ASSAULTED HOMEOWNER IN DRIVEWAY: Pages 2-4







JULY TOWN
AND COUNTRY POLICE ACTIVITY AND CRIME STATS: Pages 5 & 6








NEW SUBDIVISION IN TOWN AND COUNTRY: Page 7








CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER:
Pages 15-35








CARTOONS: Pages 35-39











2025 Part Eight: August 19, 2025

It's time for the eighth Drunks and Thieves edition of 2025. Find out what justice is like in the Snoburbs. In this edition:




TWO
WOMEN THIEVES AT WALMART GO TO SELF CHECKOUT AND PLACE ITEMS IN BAGS WITHOUT EVER SCANNING THEM: Pages 1 & 2









POKEMON THEFT AT WALMART
: Pages 2 & 3








DRUNK DRIVER RUNS OFF ROAD AND CRASHES IN THE BACKYARD OF A HOME:
Pages 3-6







CHESTERFIELD RESIDENT SPEEDING AND OVERTAKING A POLICE CAR ON I-64 RESULTS IN A DWI ARREST: Pages 6-8








EX-CON HITS HOME DEPOT REPEATEDLY:
Pages 8 & 9







SUPER BOWL SUNDAY 2025 WASN’T JUST A BAD NIGHT FOR THE KC CHIEFS, BUT ALSO FOR A DRIVER LEAVING HER PARENTS HOUSE:
Pages 10 & 11







A WEAVING NISSAN ON
I-64 WEAVES DRUNK DRIVER TO A RIDE IN A POLICE CAR: Pages 12 & 13








DRUNK BMW DRIVER REFUSED TO DO FIELD SOBRIETY TESTS OF TAKE BREATH TESTS.
Pages 13-15







DRUNK DRIVER COMMITTING THREE TRAFFIC SINS TO GET PULLED OVER:
Pages 15-17








NEW YEAR’S DAY AFTERNOON DRUNK DRIVER ARRESTED:
Pages 17-19








DRUNK 22-YEAR-OLD DRIVES RENTED VW OFF ROAD WITH FOUR SERIOUS IMPACTS BEFORE OVERTURNING:
Pages 20-22







WHEN CONFRONTED A SHOPLIFTER HANDS OVER SOME OF THE LOOT, BUT THEN DRIVES OFF WITH A $199 STOLEN ITEM:
Pages 22-25







August 16, 2025 Edition

John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment. in this edition:




THIRTY DAYS OF TOWN AND COUNTRY POLICE ARRESTS:
Pages 1-5







TOWN AND COUNTRY POLICE OBTAIN A GRAND JURY INDICTMENT ON AN EMPLOYEE AT MISSOURI BAPTIST HOSPITAL FOR STEALING $3,100 BY CHECK FRAUD: Pages 5 & 6




TOWN AND COUNTRY ALDERMANIC RETREAT MEETING: Pages 6-8


TOWN AND COUNTRY BOARD OF ALDERMEN MEETING: Page 8







CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages 9-29








COST FOR NEW CHESTERFIELD AQUATIC CENTER:
Page 29








CHESTERFIELD
OFFICE BUILDING PROPOSED PURCHASE: Pages 30-34








FLIERS ON CARS ABOUT THE PURCHASE:
Pages 34-36









CARTOONS:
Pages 36-38




 




August 9, 2025 Edition

John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment. In this edition:




FOURTH NEW T
OWN AND COUNTRY POLICE OFFICER IN THREE MONTHS: Page 1








FAVORITE PHOTO Not a lot of Town and Country News (much more in next issue) so we posted our favorite photo. Page 2






CHESTERFIELD BUYING AN OFFICE BUILDING AND PARKING GARAGE FOR A MERE $17,300,000. IS THIS THE ROLE OF GOVERNMENT? Pages 3-6







CHESTERFIELD
CITY COUNCIL MEETING: More on the office building purchase, amendment to ordinance governing underage parties with booze, new art coming to town. Pages 6-14






CHESTERFIELD
POLICE BLOTTER: Pages 15- 29


 




CHESTERFIELD WEDDING DRESS RETAIL STORE OWNERS CHARGED WITH 22 COUNTS OF DECEPTIVE BUSINESS PRACTICES:
Pages 29-31








CARTOONS: Pages 31-36










August 2, 2025 Edition

John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment. In this edition:





TOWN SQUARE COSTS JULY:
Pages 1 & 2








NEW HOUSE I
N TOWN AND COUNTRY: Pages 2 & 3






TOWN AND COUNTRY BOARD OF ALDERMEN MEETING: There was only one item on the agenda. MSD requires bioretention area at Longview Park. $600,000 spent so far on designs to remodel City Hall, Police Station and Firehouse. Pages 3 & 4.





THE REST OF THE STORY: Here is what was not in Tony Messenger’s column last week about Chesterfield citing the resident after neighbors’ complaints about the property. Page 5







IT’S BAC
K: Once again, there is talk of the Chesterfield City Council buying a four story office building and parking garage next to the city’s amphitheater. Page 6






CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER:
See where the crime was happening, the domestic assault and drunk drivers. Pages 6-23







PLANNING COMMI
SSION APPROVES NEW HOME FOR BOOKS: Pages 23 & 24








GRAND JURY ISSUES INDICTMENTS IN THREE CHESTERFIELD CASES:
Two felony domestic assault and one stealing. Pages 24-26








CARTOONS:
Pages 27-32










July 26, 2025 Edition

John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment. In this edition:

We don’t have much on Town and Country this week. Next week there will be two aldermanic meeting, so there should be more news.



TOWN AND COUNTRY SWEARS-IN THIRD NEW OFFICER IN TWO MONTHS:
The hirings brings the department up to full staffing levels. Pages 1 & 2







AN ANSWER TO AN OCCASIONAL CHESTERFIELD QUESTION: Page 2





CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages 3-22

CHARGES FILED AGAINST JAMAAL RANDLE: Last week Jamaal Randle was arrested for kidnapping and assaulting his ex-girlfriend as she left a Chesterfield Movie Theater. This week felony charges were filed. Read the charging document. Pages 22 & 23




GRAND JURY ISSUED CHARGES FOR RESISTING ARREST FOR SELLING DRUGS OUTSIDE OF A CHESTERFIELD VALLEY CONCERT: Page 23







CHESTERFIELD CITY COUNCIL MEETING: Council votes to blight property in Chesterfield Valley. Storms cost $1,000,000. Pages 24-27







CITY’S NEW WEBSITE MAKES IT HARDER FOR RESIDENTS TO GET INFORMATION:
Page 28








CHESTERFIELD CODE ENFORCEMENT MAKES IT IN A POST-DISPATCH COLUMN: Page 29







POLICE ASKING FOR A LITTLE HELP: Do you recognize a young theft suspect? Pages 29 & 30







TIMES THEY ARE CHANGING:
As a longtime baseball fan and former baseball writer, there is one thing I notice every time I watch a game. Page 30







CARTOONS: Pages 31-34











2025 Part Seven: July 22, 2025

It's time for the seventh Drunks and Thieves edition of 2025. Find out what justice is like in the Snoburbs. In this edition:





TOWN AND COUNTRY POLICE ARREST A DWI AT 4:15 IN THE AFTERNOON AS SHE FLED A CRASH IN CHESTERFIELD: Pages 1 & 2







SHOPLIFTER MAKING THE ROUNDS IN ST. LOUIS COUNTY ARRESTED IN TOWN AND COUNTRY: Pages 2-4







SUSPECT WHO LIKES STEALING AT TARGET STORES TURNS HIMSELF IN: Pages 4-6







WOMAN DRUNK DRIVER SAYS SHE ONLY HAD ONE DRINK, CHANGED IT TO THREE OR FOUR, WHILE BAC TEST SAYS MORE: Pages 6 & 7






ACTIVE TH
IEF STEALS FROM HOME DEPOT, REFUSES TO STOP FOR SECURITY AND IS ARRESTED LATER FOR STEALING IN SUNSET HILLS: Pages 7-10







COUNTERFEIT $50 BILLS WERE USED TO PURCHASE A CELLPHONE ADVERTISED ON THE INTERNET: Pages 10-12







FIVE YEARS AFTER STEALING A PURSE, SUSPECT FINALLY IN COURT AND SENTENCED TO 10 DAYS JAI
L: Pages 12-14






LANE WEAVING, DRIVING WITH BRIGHT LIGHTS ON, DRIVING 17 MPH UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT WILL GET TO STOPPED AND THEN IT TURNS OUT YOU’RE DRUNK TOO: Pages 14 & 15







THEFT TEAM HITS TWO STORES: Pages 15-17








DRUNK DRIVER PASSED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD THINKS SHE IS IN ST. CHARLES:
Pages 17-20







BLACK SUSPECT TELLS POLICE THAT DUE TO SLAVERY SHE HAS THE RIGHT TO STEAL:
Pages 20-22







July 19, 2025 Edition

John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment. In this edition:




JUNE DEER VS CAR REPORTS TOWN & COUNTRY AND CHESTERFIELD: Pages 1-3







FORMER TOWN AND COUNTRY MAYOR AND CIGARETTE LOBBYIST JON DALTON CITED IN SUNSET HILLS FOR PARKING IN A HANDICAP PARKING SPACE AT A SHOPPING COMPLEX AT 3600 S LINDBERGH:
Pages 3 & 4






ANOTHER NEW POLICE OFFICER IN TOWN AND COUNTRY: Page 4








CHANGING TIMES AT WOODS MILL RD AND SOUTH OUTER FORTY DR.:
Pages 5 & 6








TOWN AND COUNTRY BOARD OF ALDERMEN MEETING: Pages 6-9









CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER:
Pages 9-28








CHESTERFIELD PD GRAND JURY INDICTMENT: Pages 28 & 29







CARTOONS: This week most editorial cartoonists have just one person they are featuring. Pages 29-36












July 12, 2025 Edition


John Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of News from Snoburbia is here for your reading enjoyment. In this edition:




FIREWORK LAWS APPARENTLY DON’T EXIST IN TOWN AND COUNTRY AND CHESTERFIELD:
Pages 1 & 2







30 DAYS OF TOWN AND COUNTRY POLICE ARRESTS FROM MAY 25
TO JUNE 23: Pages 6-8








COPPER WIRE THEFTS:
Page 8








STARBUCKS AT BALLAS RD AND CLAYTON ROAD NOW OPEN:
Page 8








CHESTERFIELD WEEKLY POLICE BLOTTER:
See what crimes are happening, where and who is being arrested. Page 9-28






THREE CHESTERFIELD POLICE CASES SENT TO THE CIRCUIT COURT FOR PLEA OR TRIAL AFTER GRAND JURY INDICTMENTS: Pages 28-31








CARTOONS: Pages 31-37








Listed by date, newest first. In addition to John's regular weekly newsletters, Drunks & Thieves editions provide a view of justice in the snoburbs with mug shots, police reports, arrest details, and the sometimes outrageous outcomes in court. Get your fill of drunk driving, shoplifting and general criminality in the land of the well-to-do.

DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2025, PART 9, SEPTEMBER 23, 2025
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2025, PART 8, AUGUST 19, 2025
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2025, PART 7, JULY 22, 2025
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2025, PART 6, JUNE 17, 2025
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2025, PART 5, MAY 20, 2025
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2025, PART 4, APRIL 29, 2025
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2025, PART 3, MARCH 18, 2025
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2025, PART 2, FEBRUARY 18, 2025
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2025, PART 1, FEBRUARY 4, 2025
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2024, PART 10, DECEMBER 31, 2024
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2024, PART 9, DECEMBER 10, 2024
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2024, PART 8, NOVEMBER 12, 2024
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2024, PART 7, OCTOBER 15, 2024
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2024, PART 6, SEPTEMBER 3, 2024
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2024, PART 5, JULY 9, 2024
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2024, PART 4, MAY 28, 2024
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2024, PART 3, MAY 7, 2024
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2024, PART 2, APRIL 9, 2024
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2024, PART 1, FEBRUARY 20, 2024
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 12, DECEMBER 26, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 11, DECEMBER 19, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 10, NOVEMBER 14, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 9, OCTOBER 10, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 8, SEPTEMBER 5, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 7,AUGUST 8, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 6, JUNE 24, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 5, MAY 30, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 4, APRIL 25, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 3, MARCH 4, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 2, FEBRUARY 14, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 1, JANUARY 24, 2023
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 18, DECEMBER 27, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 17, DECEMBER 20, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 16, DECEMBER 6, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 15, NOVEMBER 22, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 14, OCTOBER 20, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 13,
SEPTEMBER 20, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 12,
AUGUST 30, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 11,
JULY 26, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 10,
JUNE 28, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 9,
MAY 31, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 8,
MAY 10, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 7,
APRIL 19, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 6,
MARCH 29, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 5,
MARCH 15, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 4,
FEBRUARY 22, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 3,
FEBRUARY 2, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 2,
JANUARY 18, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2022, PART 1,
JANUARY 1, 2022
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 13,
DECEMBER 21, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 12,
DECEMBER 14, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 11,
DECEMBER 7, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 10,
NOVEMBER 23, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 9,
NOVEMBER 9, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 8,
OCTOBER 12, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 7,
SEPTEMBER 7, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 6,
AUGUST 10, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 5,
JULY 6, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 4,
JUNE 2, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 3,
MAY 5, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 2,
MARCH 23, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2021, PART 1,
FEBRUARY 24, 2021
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 9,
DECEMBER 31, 2020
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 8,
DECEMBER 26, 2020
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 7,
DECEMBER 2, 2020
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 6,
SEPTEMBER 11, 2020
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 5,
SEPTEMBER 5, 2020
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 4,
JULY 4, 2020
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 3,
MAY 30, 2020
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 2,
APRIL 11, 2020
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 1,
FEBRUARY 25, 2020
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 9,
DECEMBER 31, 2019
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 8,
DECEMBER 27, 2019
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 7,
NOVEMBER 30, 2019
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 6,
JULY 12, 2019
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 5,
JULY 5, 2019
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 4,
JUNE 29, 2019
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 3,
MARCH 17, 2019
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 2,
MARCH 10, 2019
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 1,
MARCH 3, 2019

DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 9, DECEMBER 31, 2018
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 8, DECEMBER 26, 2018
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 7, NOVEMBER 21, 2018
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 6, NOVEMBER 1, 2018
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 5, SEPTEMBER 8, 2018
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 4, AUGUST 15, 2018
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 3, JUNE 3, 2018
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 2, MAY 27, 2018
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 1, MAY 6, 2018
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 9, DECEMBER 30, 2017
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 8, DECEMBER 17, 2017
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 7, NOVEMBER 26, 2017
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 6, NOVEMBER 12, 2017
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 5, OCTOBER 9, 2017
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 4, SEPTEMBER 1, 2017
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 3, JULY 31, 2017
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 2, JUNE 24, 2017
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 1, APRIL 3, 2017
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: NEW YEARS 2017 EDITION, JANUARY 4, 2017
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: CHRISTMAS 2016 EDITION, DECEMBER 27, 2016
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: POST-THANKSGIVING EDITION, NOVEMBER 28, 2016
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SPRING 2016, PART 3, MAY 23, 2016
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SPRING 2016, PART 2, MAY 18, 2016
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SPRING 2016, PART 1, MAY 10, 2016
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: HOLIDAY PART 3, DECEMBER 31, 2015
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: HOLIDAY PART 2, DECEMBER 24, 2015
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: POST-THANKSGIVING 2015, DECEMBER 2, 2015
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER 2015 PART THREE, JULY 1, 2015
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER 2015 PART TWO, JUNE 25, 2015
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER 2015 PART ONE, JUNE 18, 2015
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER 2014 PART 2, DECEMBER 29, 2014
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER 2014 PART 1, DECEMBER 22, 2014
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER 2014, PART 2, JUNE 16, 2014
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER 2014, PART 1, JUNE 9, 2014
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER 2013 PART 2, DECEMBER 31, 2013
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER 2013 PART 1, DECEMBER 24, 2013
DWI AND THIEVES: SPRING 2013, MAY 7, 2013
DWI AND THIEVES, WINTER 2012, DECEMBER 3, 2012
 


The Big Sports Properties Deal

Big Sports Baseball Dome Contract Expired and Terminated, June 6, 2017

Jane Cunningham and Dan Buck emails from June 5, 2017

Update: May 24, 2017

The Development Agreement (Contract) Between Big Sports and the City of Chesterfield, March 10, 2017

Update: January 21, 2017

Update: December 22, 2016

Update: December 2, 2016


Update: November 5, 2016

Update: October 28, 2016

Overview: The Big Sports Properties Deal, October
17, 2016

Executive Session Minutes Draft, October 5, 2016

Real Estate Purchase Contract, September 29, 2016

Letter of Intent, September 21, 2016

Executive Session Minutes, September 7, 2016

Executive Session Minutes, August 1,2016

Executive Session Minutes July 18, 2016

Executive Session Minutes, June 6, 2016



Parkway School District Elementary Teaching Assistant Connor Brueggemann Indicted on Multiple Child Porn Charges

November 1, 2021 -- Connor Brueggemann was indicted in October with the Federal Grand Jury indictment filed on October 27, 2021 for possession and obtaining some really gross child pornography. He was 24 at the time of his arrest on state charges of Promoting Child Pornography 1st Degree in July of 2020. At the time of the July 2020 arrest he had a Ballwin address. He was fired immediately by Parkway after the 2020 arrest.
 
Brueggemann had worked during the 2019-20 school year as a teaching assistant at the Parkway School District Henry Elementary School on Henry Road. The school serves children living in parts of Town and Country, Chesterfield, Manchester and Ballwin.

Download the indictment.



Catholic Supply Store Murder and Sexual Assault Case

October 22, 2021 -- Thomas Bruce charges, pleading and sentences.
 
November 26, 2018 -- Read the 17 felony charges against Thomas Bruce in the November 19 murder and sexual assault at the Catholic Supply Store on Manchester Rd.


Disappearing Memos
in the Cavins Case

July 29, 2023 -- Download and read the memos and emails in the Town and Country/Police Chief James Cavins situation as referenced in the July 29 newsletter.

Click HERE to download now.


David Cerna Case


FORMER CHESTERFIELD POLICE OFFICER DAVID CERNA, COP, SEX PERVERT, VIDEO PRODUCER AND WEBSITE OWNER! NOW READ THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORT

October 14, 2017 – KTVI newsman Chris Hayes got a tip and broke the case that someone was video recording people urinating in the men’s bathroom on the Mobil on the Run in Chesterfield on Clarkson Road. He turned his evidence over to the Chesterfield Police.

A thorough investigation determined that Chesterfield Officer David Cerna while on duty had been hiding a camera in the bathroom recording men’s penises at the urinal. The Mobil station was a favorite place for police officers to take a bathroom break and at least seven officers were also recorded.

A search warrant of Cerna’s house in Wentzville resulted in computers being seized. There the bathroom images, along with recordings of Cerna using a glory hole at his house and performing anonymous oral sex on people responding to messages on websites were found. All these images were placed on a website run by Cerna.

More troubling were secret recordings of officers changing clothes in the Chesterfield Police locker room, people, including juvenile males wearing sweat pants or shorts being frisked by Cerna and having their pants pulled out at the waist and their genitals secretly recorded by Cerna using a small recording device.

Cerna pled guilty to:

2 counts of Felony Invasion of Privacy in St. Charles CO Sentenced to 60 days jail.

Felony Invasion of Privacy Multiple Persons St. Louis County Sentenced to 4 Years prison but placed on 5-years probation.

Misdemeanor Invasion of Privacy St. Louis County. Sentenced to 1-year jail no probation.
 
Felony Sexual Exploitation of a Minor St. Louis County. Sentenced to 10-years prison but placed on 5 year probation term.
 
Felony Invasion of Privacy Multiple Persons St. Louis County. Sentenced to 4-years prison but placed on 5-years probation.
 
Cerna appealed the sentence for Sexual Exploitation of Minor to the Missouri Court of Appeals of the Eastern District. His appeal was denied and the judgment and sentence was affirmed on July 25, 2017.

The final notation on the case was entered by the courts in September of 2017.
 
I filed a Sunshine Request to obtain the investigative report in September and received a copy of the report on October 13, 2017.

Click here to read the entire report.

David Cerna and City of Chesterfield Lawsuit

Ryan Wille Lawsuit Against David Cerna and the City of Chesterfield Charging Sexual and Physical Abuse, July 22, 2016


Chesterfield Mall Petition
and Resident Comments

July 19, 2023 -- Petition signatures and resident comments opposing the rezoning of Chesterfield Mall as referenced in the July 22 newsletter are available for download here.

Click HERE to download now.


Bob Costas: John's 1980 Interview

Former Town and Country resident Bob Costas is a 2018 inductee in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Download and read John's interview with Bob from 1980 from St. Louis Magazine.


Jon Dalton Ethics Violations


Missouri Ethics Commission / Jon Dalton Consent Order December 19, 2019

Missouri Ethics Commission / Jon Dalton Consent Order February 21, 2014


Deer Reports


Town and Country 2023 Deer Management Program Final Report, January 21, 2023

Town and Country Deer Report, May 5, 2019

White Buffalo Deer Distance Sampling Population Estimate, February 14, 2019

White Buffalo Final Report: Town & Country Deer Management Program, February 11, 2018

White Buffalo Deer Distance Sampling Population Estimate, Town & Country, February 11. 2018

White Buffalo Final Report: Town & Country Deer Management Program, January 26, 2017

White Buffalo Deer Distance Sampling Population Estimate, Town & Country, January 27, 2017


Doora
ck Scandal: Special Report

Lawsuit: Doorack vs. Chesterfield, August 9, 2019

Update: May 22, 2017


Update: January 21, 2017

Update:January 14, 2017

Update: January 4, 2017

Update: December 22, 2016

Boondoggle Turns Into Scandal As City Officials Break the Law and Hide Public Records, December 7, 2016


Downtown Chesterfield Master Plan

Check out the proposed plan for a new :"downtown Chesterfield." Click HERE to download now. Added December 12, 2020.


Tim Engelmeyer's Attack
and Our Response


Chesterfield Prosecutor Tim Engelmeyer launches a lie-filled offensive and we fire back. (May, 2017)

The Engelmeyer Years

Read how Chesterfield Prosecutor Tim Engelmeyer has been making sure DWI defendants represented by lawyers leave the  courtroom with no fines or points. Also read how Engelmeyer reduces moving violations to Illegal Parking and how he reduces crimes to “Littering” violations.


Ted Federer, a.k.a. "T-Fed"

Ted Federer, also known as "T-Fed" lived a fast and notorious life that came to a tragic end on June 9, 2019 at the age of only 27.His encounters with the law have been chronicled numerous times in our newsletter. Here is a recap of his exploits and untimely death.

The Death of T-Fed, June 9, 2019

RELATED: Scroll down to the "Our Favorite Police Reports" section to read some of the police reports from T-Fed's numerous arrests.



Forest Lake Tennis Club Lawsuit


Personal injury lawsuit alleging sexual assault on a employee/student by another member of the staff, August 2019.


City of Frontenac vs. Jim Edmonds

UPDATED February 3, 2022 -- In July, we posted the lawsuit where the City of Frontenac sued St. Louis Cardinal legend Jim Edmonds over failure to erect a code-compliant fence around his swimming pool.

The lawsuit was dropped in January 2022 when Edmonds agreed to comply with the fence regulations.

Click HERE for the updated January 2022 version after Edmonds agreed to comply with the fence regulations and Frontenac dropped the lawsuit.

Click HERE to download the lawsuit from July 2021.


Connie Fults Ethics Violations


Missouri Ethics Commission Versus Connie Fults Consent Order, April 26, 2016

Connie Fults Refuses to Obey Missouri Ethics Laws, March 2, 2016

Connie Fults Ethics Complaint, March 1, 2016


State Representative
Don Gosen Sex Scandal


Don Gosen Sex Scandal, February 18, 2016


Lamb vs. Town and Country

Town and Country Refuses to
Enforce Building Codes,
Neighbor's House Damaged


June 3, 2021 -- Read the lawsuit and responses on how Town and Country refused to enforce building codes on a new house under construction which caused damage to the next door neighbor's house, designed by a famous architect known for his mid-century modern designs.

David and Erin Lamb's Amended Petition, May 29, 2020

Town and Country Motion to Dismiss, January 14, 2021

David and Erin Lamb's Plantiff's Response to Town and Country's Motion to Dismiss, March 31, 2021


The John Low Case:
Sex Crimes and Kidnapping of a Minor

On November 3, 2022 the Federal Prosecutor’s Office in St. Louis recommended a 12-year (135 months) sentence to 38-year-old Chesterfield resident John Low of 15452 Millrun Ct Chesterfield, for driving to Manhattan, Kansas, picking up a 15-year-old he met on the internet, driving her back to Chesterfield where he kept her shackled in his basement where he raped her several times.

The FBI received a tip and with the Chesterfield Police on January 26,rescued the girl, who was wearing a dog collar at the time. We reported this in April when the Chesterfield PD included the arrest in the department’s monthly newsletter.

The case was originally filed in State Circuit Court but was then moved to Federal Court. The Federal recommendation is for 12 + years in prison.

The Presentencing Report gives the facts in the case better than any document we found. See the documents below.

Judgement, November 9, 2022

Guilty Plea, November 9, 2022

Defense Sentencing Memorandum, November 3, 2022

Prosecutor Sentencing Memorandum, October 31, 2022

County Indictment, March 16, 2022

Federal Indictment, February 9, 2022

Criminal Complaint, January 27, 2022

Original story from January 27, 2022


Robyn Luitjens Police Report

April 25, 2023 -- Download and read the 23-page Robyn Luitjens police report as referenced in Drunks and Thieves 2023 Part 4.

Robyn Luitjens Police Report


Resident Comments on Maryville's Proposal to Replace Woods Mill Center With a Dorm and Sports Complex

April 23, 2022 -- The Town and Country Planning and Zoning Commission meeting regarding Maryville University's proposal to tear down the Woods Mill Center and replace it with a six story dorm for 400 students and a 3,000 seat sports complex and concert venue was held on April 20.

Click HERE to download and read the first batch of emails from residents to the Planning and Zoning Commission regarding the proposal.

MORE: Click HERE to download and read additional emails from residents dated April 20, 2022 to May 18, 2022.

Click HERE to download and read the residents' comments made at the meeting.


Mason Road Crashes


A compilation of crashes on Mason Road through February 2022 with photos


Mason Road Sidewalk Project Emails


Comments and emails from October 2019 regarding the Mason Road sidewalk project from residents of Buckland Hall Subdivision:

Read a selection of earlier emails and attachments between city staff regarding the Mason sidewalk stop work order from October 2018, obtained and added November 2019.

Susan Crandall

Jana and Kevin Hunt

Mike and Cheryl Schmid

Read emails about the Mason Rd. sidewalk project from the first quarter of 2017 to and from Town and Country city staff, elected officials, Parks Commission members and residents.


Mayor Bob Nation: Temper, Temper!

January 6, 2021 -- A chronicle of Chesterfield Mayor Bob Nation, his infamous temper and frequent use of profanity.

Mayor Bob Nation:
Chesterfield Censure


Chesterfield/Mayor Bob Nation, Order To Show Cause, October 19, 2015

Chesterfield Resolution of Censure of Mayor Bob Nation, October, 2015

Chesterfield Investigation of Mayor by Special Counsel Kevin O'Keefe, September 9, 2015

Dan McLaughlin's Three DWIs


Third DWI, 12-4-22

DWI, No Proof of Insurance, Leaving Scene of Accident, 9-25-11

DWI, 8-16-10 (Saturated pants.)



Moving Violations To Illegal Parking
(Listed by date, newest first.)

2019 Municipal Court Parking Convictions. March 21, 2020

2018 Municipal Court Parking Convictions. Updated May 5, 2019

Special report on the Municipal Court system: Moving Violations to Illegal Parking, UPDATED July 29, 2017

Special report on the Municipal Court system: Moving Violations to Illegal Parking, UPDATED April 15, 2017

Special report on the Municipal Court system: Moving Violations to Illegal Parking, March 27, 2017


David Peistrup: Convicted Stalker's Lawyer Threatens Newsletter and Website -- Our Lawyer Responds

January 26, 2022 -- After reporting on the exploits of a convicted stalker in our newsletter, his attorney sends us a threatening letter. Our attorney responds. Read both letters and the full story on the notorious David Peistrup.


President Trump VS The US Postal Service


A collection of cartoons on President Trump's duel with the US Postal Service, August 27, 2020.


Ronald Lee Roberts


Ronald Lee Roberts Sentencing Recommendation, Fraud Case, Filed January 15, 2015


Sicuro - Himpler Indictment

Grand Jury indicts Chesterfield psychiatrist Franco Sicurio and business partner Carlos Himpler in health care fraud and money laundering scheme.

Download the indictment filed 9-17-20



The Fall of Steve Stenger

Read the 44-page federal indictment against former St. Louis County Executive Steve Stenger, April 25, 2019

Steve Stenger Search Warrant. March 20, 2019




Town Square

Town Square Costs, October 3, 2021
 
Town Square Costs, February 24, 2020

Town Square Costs, July 22
 2019

Town Square, John's Take On
The Issue, November 25, 2016

Brinkmann Town Square Proposal, October 12, 2016

Opus Town Square Proposal October 12, 2016



Wolfe vs. Town and Country

February 23, 2018 – Town and Country police officer Jeffrey Wolfe has filed a lawsuit due to the department demoting him from Sergreant to Corporal over a relationship with officer Lauren Becker.

Download the lawsuit and polygraph results.

Download and read an analysis and opinion of the Wolfe lawsuit from a former Chief of Police.


Shannon Woolsey Lawsuit


Shannon Woolsey Lawsuit, Sexual Harassment, Town & Country Police Department, 2013

 

Gangs of Town and Country, Updated October 6, 2019.
 

Listed alphabetically by last name
Brett Cervantes

DWI, 3-29-13

Domestic Disturbance, Disorderly Conduct, Assault on Police Officer, 1-25-12

DWI, 2-12-11

Jon Dalton, Jr.

DWI, 6-23-12

DWI, 1-1-12

Ted Federer, a.k.a. "T-Fed"

Bar Fight, Threatening Police Officers and their Families, Felony Possession of Drugs, 3-30-14

DWI, Driving While Suspended, Possession of Marijuana, Speeding, No Proof of Insurance, Open Alcohol in Car, 5-18-13

This download has the following three police reports in one download:

  • Stealing Under $500, Minor in Possession of Alcohol, 1-11-12
  • Minor in Possession of Alcohol, Providing False Information, 2-13-12
  • Destruction of Property, Stealing Under $500, 3-29-12
Katie Huggard

DWI, 7-1-11 ("I have a bulldog lawyer!" Threatened to urinate in Police car.)

Rice "Sandy" Jacobs

Volunteer Treasurer stole at least $135,868 from various band and choir accounts at Parkway central High School.

David Karney

Alderman David Karney sends threatening emails to Alderman Fred Meyland-Smith under the fictitious name Jeff Storehouse, 2010

Ryan Leeman and Christian Duvall

Chesterfield Parents Go On Vacation and 35-year old Son Invites Prostitute and Heroin Supplier to Move In

The Story

The Police Report

Dan McLaughlin

DWI, No Proof of Insurance, Leaving Scene of Accident, 9-25-11

DWI, 8-16-10 (Saturated pants.)

Alfred "Skip" Nichols

DWI, 3-17-00

DWI, 6-1-07

Richard Rognan

Patronizing Prostitution, 8-8-13

Scott Rosenblum

DWI, 4-29-14

Accident, 4-29-14

Andy Stecko

Incident at the Hangar Bar and Grill, 3-4-16

While this police report has a number of names redacted, through independent means we were able to identify four of the six people mentioned. They are:

The Suspect: Then Monarch Fire Protection District Captain Andy Stecko.

The Victim: Monarch Fire Prevention District firefighter/paramedic Donna Kessler.

Witness 1: "C" is Bob Chitwood, the owner of the hangar Grill and Pub on Long Road.

Witness 2: "F" is bartender Sarah Ferguson.

Robert Walter

Another Night at Harpo's, 6-11-16

 


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