
NEW! POSTED
9-20-25
2025 Part Nine: September 23, 2025
It's
time for the ninth
Drunks and Thieves
edition of 2025.
Find out what
justice is like in
the Snoburbs. In
this edition:
Town
and Country Police
were delayed in
sending their
Drunks and Thieves
arrest reports.
This edition is
all Chesterfield
Police Department
cases. Town and
Country Police
cases will be in
Drunks and Thieves
Part 10.

TWO FELONY WOMEN
SHOPLIFTERS
ARRESTED, AS ONE
LEADS
CHESTERFIELD
OFFICERS ON A
WILD CHASE: Pages
1-7

SUSPECTS USE THREE-DAY
COMP
PASS TO GOLD’S
GYM TO STEAL
CARS IN ST.
LOUIS COUNTY: Pages
7-9

DRIVER PASSED
OUT ON DRUGS;
CONCERNED
PASSERBY DROVE
THE SUBJECT AND
CAR TO THE
PARKING LOT OF
THE CHESTERFIELD
MALL WHERE
POLICE MADE THE
ARREST: Pages
9-11

CRIMINALS FROM
ST. LOUIS SPEND
AN AUGUST SUNDAY
STEALING IN
CHESTERFIELD:
Pages 11-15

SUSPECT CAUGHT
STEALING AT
WALMART. SHE WAS
TAKEN TO THE
STORE SECURITY
OFFICE WITH HER
CART WITH STOLEN
ITEMS, BUT
SUDDENLY FLED
PUSHING THE CART
WITH HER: Pages
15 & 16

STEALING
TRADING CARDS
ALSO RESULTS IN
A DRUG ARREST: Pages
16
& 17

CHESTERFIELD
POLICE RECEIVED
A RADIO BROADCAST
OF
MOTORISTS
CALLING DISPATCH
ABOUT A CARELESS
DRIVER WHO WAS
FOLLOWING TOO
CLOSELY: Pages
17-19

A WOMAN FROM
VALLEY PARK
SPENDS A SUNDAY
STEALING AT
NIKE: Pages
19-21

WOMEN PUT BAG
FULL OF STOLEN
CLOTHES IN
BUSHES AS SHE
FLED FROM
OFFICERS: Pages
21 & 22

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September 20, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment.In this edition:

FORMER TOWN AND COUNTRY ALDERMAN, STATE
REPRESENTATIVE, AND SEX TEXTER PLEADS GUILTY IN
FEDERAL COURT TO FRAUDULENTLY STEALING
$379,000 FROM PANDEMIC RELIEF FUNDS: Pages 1-7

FIVE ROMANIANS SENTENCED IN FEDERAL
COURT FOR STEALING FROM BANK ATM’S USING
SKIMMING DEVICES: Pages 7-9

CHESTERFIELD AUGUST MONTHLY POLICE AND
CRIME REPORT: Pages 9-17
WEEKLY
CHESTERFIELD
POLICE BLOTTER: Pages 17-35

CHESTERFIELD
CITY
COUNCIL MEETING: Chesterfield
resident bill of rights, more money for
tree removal, another secret meeting
coming up. Pages 36-42

CARTOONS: Pages 42-45

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September
13, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment.In this edition:

DEER VS CARS: Pages 1 & 2

TOWN & COUNTRY BOARD OF ALDERMEN
MEETING: Property Tax
continues, no $7,500 for fireworks this
year, $14,900 for drone show, electric car
charging stations approved at Town and
Country Crossing, two more police
officers. Pages 3 & 4

TWO AREA DOCTORS SENTENCED IN FEDERAL
COURT FOR MEDICARE FRAUD: Pages 4-6

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER:
Page 6-31


TWO EMPLOYEES STABBED BY
A THIRD EMPLOYEE AT THE HOMEWOOD SUITES
HOTEL: Pages 32 & 33

GRAND JURY ISSUES TRUE BILL ON WALMART
SHOPLIFTER FOR FELONY STEALING: Read
the
facts and see the very, very long arrest
record. Pages 33-36

$12,000 WORTH OF CLOTHES RECOVERED IN
TWO HANLEY HILLS HOMES
THANKS TO A CHESTERFIELD POLICE TRACKING
DEVICE: Pages 36-41

CARTOONS: Pages 41-46

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September
6, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment.In this edition:

TOWN
AND COUNTRY ARRESTS OVER 30 DAYS: July 25 to
August 23, 2025. Pages 1-8

NEW HOUSE IN TOWN AND COUNTRY:
Pages 8 & 9

ANOTHER NEW POLICE OFFICER IN TOWN AND
COUNTRY Page 10

NINE-YEAR-OLD BOY HIT GETTING
OFF SCHOOL BUS BY DRIVER HIGH ON
DRUGS: Pages 11-15

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Read
where the crime was and who was
arrested. Pages 15-32

COUPLE INDICTED FOR RUNNING FRAUD
CHURCHES IN FOUR STATES INCLUDING IN
CHESTERFIELD: Pages 32-40

CHESTERFIELD
CITY
COUNCIL MEETING: Aquatic
Center design contract, park
banners, finishing the levee trail,
another 6-2 vote, an 8-0 vote on
something most people associate with
city council duties, there are still
six weeks to kill the office
building deal. Pages 40-44

CARTOONS: Pages 44-47

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August
30, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment.In this edition:

GRAND JURY INDICTMENT ON TOWN AND
COUNTRY DRUNK DRIVER: Pages1
& 2

SO MUCH FOR TOWN AND COUNTRY
“TREE CITY USA” AS ALDERPERSONS FIRST
READ A BILL TO SAY GOODBYE TO 41 TREES
IN SEPTEMBER: Pages 2-5

TOWN SQUARE COSTS FOR AUGUST: Page
6

TOWN AND COUNTRY
POLICE TO BUY A USED SUV FROM THE
KANSAS HIGHWAY PATROL: Pages 6
& 7

ALDERMEN VOTE DOWN CURBSIDE BRANCH
CHIPPING: Pages 7 & 8

CHESTERFIELD MONTHLY POLICE STATS
REPORT: Check out the reports on
major cases and where the crime was,
plus where arrests were made and
citations issued. Pages 8-17

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: See
the cases and arrests from last week.
Pages 17-37

CARTOONS: Pages 38-41

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August 23, 2025
Edition
John Hoffmann's
latest weekly installment of News from
Snoburbia is here for your reading
enjoyment. in this edition:

CHESTERFIELD
CITY COUNCIL VOTES TO GO INTO
COMMERCIAL REAL ESTATE. THE COUNCIL
NEEDED MORE PARKING FOR THE CITY’S AMPHITHEATER
SO THE ARE BUYING A PARKING GARAGE AND
OH YEA … A FIVE-STORY
OFFICE BUILDING FOR $17.3M: Pages
7-14

JULY DEER VS VEHICLE
REPORTS TOWN AND
COUNTRY AND CHESTERFIELD: Pages 1
& 2

SEVEN YEARS IN PRISON FOR DAYTIME
BURGLAR WHO ASSAULTED HOMEOWNER IN
DRIVEWAY: Pages 2-4

JULY TOWN AND COUNTRY
POLICE ACTIVITY AND CRIME STATS: Pages
5
& 6

NEW SUBDIVISION IN TOWN AND COUNTRY:
Page 7

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages
15-35

CARTOONS: Pages 35-39

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2025
Part Eight: August 19, 2025
It's
time for the eighth
Drunks and Thieves
edition of 2025.
Find out what
justice is like in
the Snoburbs. In
this edition:

TWO WOMEN THIEVES AT WALMART GO
TO SELF CHECKOUT AND PLACE ITEMS IN BAGS
WITHOUT EVER SCANNING THEM: Pages 1
& 2

POKEMON THEFT AT WALMART: Pages
2 & 3

DRUNK DRIVER RUNS OFF ROAD AND CRASHES
IN THE BACKYARD OF A HOME: Pages
3-6

CHESTERFIELD
RESIDENT
SPEEDING AND OVERTAKING A POLICE CAR
ON I-64 RESULTS IN A DWI ARREST: Pages
6-8

EX-CON HITS HOME DEPOT REPEATEDLY: Pages
8 & 9

SUPER BOWL SUNDAY 2025 WASN’T JUST A
BAD NIGHT FOR THE KC CHIEFS, BUT ALSO
FOR A DRIVER LEAVING HER PARENTS
HOUSE: Pages 10 & 11

A WEAVING NISSAN ON I-64
WEAVES DRUNK DRIVER TO A RIDE IN A
POLICE CAR: Pages 12 & 13

DRUNK BMW DRIVER REFUSED TO DO FIELD
SOBRIETY TESTS OF TAKE BREATH TESTS.
Pages 13-15

DRUNK DRIVER COMMITTING THREE TRAFFIC
SINS TO GET PULLED OVER: Pages
15-17

NEW YEAR’S DAY AFTERNOON DRUNK DRIVER
ARRESTED: Pages 17-19

DRUNK 22-YEAR-OLD DRIVES RENTED VW OFF
ROAD WITH FOUR SERIOUS IMPACTS BEFORE
OVERTURNING: Pages 20-22

WHEN CONFRONTED A SHOPLIFTER HANDS
OVER SOME OF THE LOOT, BUT THEN DRIVES
OFF WITH A $199 STOLEN ITEM: Pages
22-25

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August 16, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. in this edition:
 
THIRTY DAYS OF TOWN AND COUNTRY POLICE
ARRESTS: Pages 1-5

TOWN AND COUNTRY POLICE OBTAIN A
GRAND JURY INDICTMENT ON AN EMPLOYEE
AT MISSOURI BAPTIST HOSPITAL FOR
STEALING $3,100 BY CHECK FRAUD: Pages
5 & 6

TOWN AND COUNTRY
ALDERMANIC RETREAT MEETING: Pages
6-8
TOWN AND COUNTRY
BOARD OF ALDERMEN MEETING: Page 8

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages
9-29

COST FOR NEW CHESTERFIELD AQUATIC
CENTER: Page 29

CHESTERFIELD OFFICE BUILDING
PROPOSED PURCHASE: Pages 30-34

FLIERS ON CARS ABOUT THE PURCHASE: Pages
34-36

CARTOONS: Pages 36-38

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August
9, 2025 Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

FOURTH NEW TOWN AND COUNTRY
POLICE OFFICER IN THREE MONTHS: Page
1

FAVORITE PHOTO Not a lot of Town
and Country News (much more in next issue)
so we posted our favorite photo. Page 2

CHESTERFIELD BUYING AN OFFICE
BUILDING AND PARKING GARAGE FOR A MERE
$17,300,000. IS THIS THE ROLE OF
GOVERNMENT? Pages 3-6

CHESTERFIELD CITY COUNCIL
MEETING: More on the office building
purchase, amendment to ordinance
governing underage parties with booze,
new art coming to town. Pages 6-14

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages
15-
29

CHESTERFIELD WEDDING DRESS RETAIL STORE
OWNERS CHARGED WITH 22 COUNTS OF
DECEPTIVE BUSINESS PRACTICES: Pages
29-31

CARTOONS: Pages 31-36

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August 2, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

TOWN SQUARE COSTS JULY: Pages
1
& 2

NEW HOUSE IN TOWN
AND COUNTRY: Pages
2 & 3

TOWN AND COUNTRY BOARD OF
ALDERMEN MEETING: There
was
only one item on the agenda.
MSD requires bioretention
area at Longview Park.
$600,000 spent so far on
designs to remodel City
Hall, Police Station and
Firehouse. Pages 3 & 4.

THE REST OF THE
STORY: Here is what
was not in Tony Messenger’s
column last week about
Chesterfield citing the
resident after neighbors’
complaints about the
property. Page 5

IT’S BACK: Once again, there
is talk of
the Chesterfield City
Council buying a four story
office building and parking
garage next to the city’s
amphitheater. Page 6

CHESTERFIELD POLICE
BLOTTER: See where
the crime was happening, the
domestic assault and drunk
drivers. Pages 6-23

PLANNING COMMISSION
APPROVES NEW HOME FOR
BOOKS: Pages 23 &
24

GRAND JURY ISSUES
INDICTMENTS IN THREE
CHESTERFIELD CASES: Two
felony domestic
assault and one stealing.
Pages 24-26

CARTOONS: Pages 27-32

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July 26, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:
We
don’t have much on Town and Country this
week. Next week there will be two
aldermanic meeting, so there should be
more news.

TOWN AND COUNTRY SWEARS-IN THIRD NEW
OFFICER IN TWO MONTHS: The hirings
brings the department up to full staffing
levels. Pages 1 & 2

AN ANSWER TO AN OCCASIONAL
CHESTERFIELD QUESTION: Page 2
CHESTERFIELD
POLICE
BLOTTER: Pages 3-22
CHARGES FILED AGAINST JAMAAL RANDLE: Last
week Jamaal Randle was arrested for
kidnapping and assaulting his
ex-girlfriend as she left a Chesterfield
Movie Theater. This week felony charges
were filed. Read the charging document.
Pages 22 & 23

GRAND JURY ISSUED CHARGES FOR RESISTING
ARREST FOR SELLING DRUGS OUTSIDE OF A
CHESTERFIELD VALLEY CONCERT: Page
23

CHESTERFIELD CITY COUNCIL MEETING: Council
votes to blight property in Chesterfield
Valley. Storms cost $1,000,000. Pages
24-27

CITY’S NEW WEBSITE MAKES IT HARDER FOR
RESIDENTS TO GET INFORMATION: Page
28
 
CHESTERFIELD CODE ENFORCEMENT
MAKES IT IN A POST-DISPATCH COLUMN: Page
29

POLICE ASKING FOR A LITTLE HELP: Do
you recognize a young theft suspect? Pages
29 & 30

TIMES THEY ARE CHANGING: As a
longtime baseball fan and former baseball
writer, there is one thing I notice every
time I watch a game. Page 30

CARTOONS: Pages 31-34

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2025
Part Seven: July 22, 2025
It's
time for the seventh
Drunks and Thieves
edition of 2025.
Find out what
justice is like in
the Snoburbs. In
this edition:

TOWN
AND COUNTRY
POLICE ARREST A
DWI AT 4:15 IN
THE AFTERNOON AS
SHE FLED A CRASH
IN CHESTERFIELD:
Pages 1 &
2

SHOPLIFTER
MAKING THE
ROUNDS IN ST.
LOUIS COUNTY
ARRESTED IN TOWN
AND COUNTRY:
Pages 2-4

SUSPECT WHO
LIKES STEALING
AT TARGET STORES
TURNS HIMSELF
IN: Pages
4-6

WOMAN DRUNK
DRIVER SAYS SHE
ONLY HAD ONE
DRINK,
CHANGED IT TO THREE
OR FOUR,
WHILE BAC TEST
SAYS MORE: Pages
6
& 7

ACTIVE THIEF
STEALS FROM HOME
DEPOT, REFUSES
TO STOP FOR
SECURITY AND IS
ARRESTED
LATER FOR
STEALING IN
SUNSET HILLS: Pages
7-10

COUNTERFEIT
$50 BILLS WERE
USED TO PURCHASE
A CELLPHONE
ADVERTISED ON
THE INTERNET: Pages
10-12

FIVE YEARS AFTER
STEALING A
PURSE, SUSPECT
FINALLY IN COURT
AND SENTENCED TO
10 DAYS JAIL:
Pages 12-14

LANE WEAVING,
DRIVING WITH
BRIGHT LIGHTS
ON, DRIVING 17
MPH UNDER THE
SPEED LIMIT WILL
GET TO STOPPED
AND THEN IT
TURNS OUT YOU’RE
DRUNK TOO: Pages
14 & 15

THEFT TEAM HITS
TWO STORES: Pages
15-17

DRUNK DRIVER
PASSED OUT IN
THE MIDDLE OF
THE ROAD THINKS
SHE IS IN ST.
CHARLES: Pages
17-20

BLACK SUSPECT
TELLS POLICE
THAT DUE TO
SLAVERY SHE HAS
THE RIGHT TO
STEAL: Pages
20-22

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July 19, 2025
Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

JUNE
DEER VS CAR REPORTS TOWN & COUNTRY
AND CHESTERFIELD: Pages 1-3

FORMER TOWN AND COUNTRY MAYOR AND
CIGARETTE LOBBYIST JON DALTON CITED IN
SUNSET HILLS FOR PARKING IN A HANDICAP
PARKING SPACE AT A SHOPPING COMPLEX AT
3600 S LINDBERGH: Pages 3 & 4

ANOTHER NEW POLICE OFFICER IN TOWN AND
COUNTRY: Page 4

CHANGING TIMES AT WOODS MILL RD AND
SOUTH OUTER FORTY DR.: Pages 5
& 6

TOWN AND COUNTRY BOARD
OF ALDERMEN MEETING: Pages 6-9

CHESTERFIELD POLICE BLOTTER: Pages
9-28

CHESTERFIELD PD GRAND JURY INDICTMENT:
Pages 28 & 29

CARTOONS: This week most editorial
cartoonists have just one person they are
featuring. Pages 29-36

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July 12, 2025 Edition
John
Hoffmann's latest weekly installment of
News from Snoburbia is here for your
reading enjoyment. In this edition:

FIREWORK LAWS APPARENTLY DON’T EXIST IN
TOWN AND COUNTRY AND CHESTERFIELD: Pages 1 & 2

30 DAYS OF TOWN AND COUNTRY POLICE
ARRESTS FROM MAY 25 TO JUNE 23: Pages 6-8

COPPER WIRE THEFTS: Page 8

STARBUCKS AT BALLAS RD AND CLAYTON ROAD
NOW OPEN: Page 8

CHESTERFIELD WEEKLY POLICE BLOTTER: See what crimes
are happening, where and who is being
arrested. Page 9-28

THREE
CHESTERFIELD POLICE CASES SENT TO THE
CIRCUIT COURT FOR PLEA OR TRIAL AFTER
GRAND JURY INDICTMENTS: Pages 28-31

CARTOONS:
Pages
31-37

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Listed by date, newest first. In
addition to John's regular weekly
newsletters, Drunks & Thieves editions
provide a view of justice in the snoburbs
with mug shots, police reports, arrest
details, and the sometimes outrageous
outcomes in court. Get your fill of drunk
driving, shoplifting and general
criminality in the land of the well-to-do.
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 9,
SEPTEMBER 23, 2025 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 8,
AUGUST 19, 2025 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 7,
JULY 22, 2025 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 6,
JUNE 17, 2025 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 5,
MAY 20, 2025 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 4,
APRIL 29, 2025
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 3,
MARCH 18, 2025 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 2,
FEBRUARY 18, 2025 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2025, PART 1,
FEBRUARY 4, 2025
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 10,
DECEMBER 31, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 9,
DECEMBER 10, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 8,
NOVEMBER 12, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 7,
OCTOBER 15, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 6,
SEPTEMBER 3, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 5,
JULY 9, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 4,
MAY 28, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 3,
MAY 7, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 2,
APRIL 9, 2024 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2024, PART 1,
FEBRUARY 20, 2024
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 12,
DECEMBER 26,
2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 11,
DECEMBER 19,
2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 10,
NOVEMBER 14,
2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 9,
OCTOBER 10,
2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 8,
SEPTEMBER 5,
2023 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2023, PART 7,AUGUST
8, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 6,
JUNE 24, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 5, MAY
30, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 4, APRIL
25, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 3, MARCH
4, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 2, FEBRUARY
14, 2023 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2023, PART 1, JANUARY
24, 2023
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 18,
DECEMBER 27, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 17,
DECEMBER 20, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 16,
DECEMBER 6, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 15, NOVEMBER
22, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 14,
OCTOBER 20, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 13,
SEPTEMBER 20, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 12,
AUGUST 30, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 11,
JULY 26, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 10,
JUNE 28, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 9,
MAY 31, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 8,
MAY 10, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 7,
APRIL 19, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 6,
MARCH 29, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 5,
MARCH 15, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 4,
FEBRUARY 22, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 3,
FEBRUARY 2, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 2,
JANUARY 18, 2022 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2022, PART 1,
JANUARY 1, 2022
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DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 13,
DECEMBER 21, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 12,
DECEMBER 14, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 11,
DECEMBER 7, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 10,
NOVEMBER 23, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 9,
NOVEMBER 9, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 8,
OCTOBER 12, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 7,
SEPTEMBER 7, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 6,
AUGUST 10, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 5,
JULY 6, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 4,
JUNE 2, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 3,
MAY 5, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 2,
MARCH 23, 2021 |
DRUNKS AND
THIEVES: 2021, PART 1,
FEBRUARY 24, 2021 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 9,
DECEMBER 31, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 8,
DECEMBER 26, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 7,
DECEMBER 2, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 6,
SEPTEMBER 11, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 5,
SEPTEMBER 5, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 4,
JULY 4, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 3,
MAY 30, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 2,
APRIL 11, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2020, PART 1,
FEBRUARY 25, 2020 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 9,
DECEMBER 31,
2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 8,
DECEMBER 27, 2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 7,
NOVEMBER 30,
2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 6,
JULY 12,
2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 5,
JULY 5,
2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 4,
JUNE 29, 2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 3,
MARCH 17,
2019 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: 2019,
PART 2,
MARCH 10, 2019 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2019, PART 1,
MARCH 3, 2019
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DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 9,
DECEMBER 31, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 8,
DECEMBER 26, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 7,
NOVEMBER 21, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 6,
NOVEMBER 1, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 5,
SEPTEMBER 8, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 4,
AUGUST 15, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 3,
JUNE 3, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 2,
MAY 27, 2018 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2018, PART 1,
MAY 6, 2018
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DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 9,
DECEMBER 30, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 8,
DECEMBER 17, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 7,
NOVEMBER 26, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 6,
NOVEMBER 12, 2017
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DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 5,
OCTOBER 9, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 4,
SEPTEMBER 1, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 3, JULY
31, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 2,
JUNE 24, 2017 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: 2017, PART 1,
APRIL 3, 2017
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DRUNKS AND THIEVES: NEW
YEARS 2017 EDITION, JANUARY 4, 2017 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: CHRISTMAS 2016 EDITION, DECEMBER 27, 2016 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: POST-THANKSGIVING EDITION,
NOVEMBER 28, 2016 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: SPRING 2016, PART 3, MAY
23, 2016 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: SPRING 2016, PART 2, MAY
18, 2016 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: SPRING 2016, PART 1, MAY
10, 2016
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DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: HOLIDAY PART 3, DECEMBER
31, 2015 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: HOLIDAY PART 2, DECEMBER
24, 2015 |
DRUNKS
AND THIEVES: POST-THANKSGIVING 2015,
DECEMBER 2, 2015 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER
2015 PART THREE, JULY 1, 2015 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER
2015 PART TWO, JUNE 25, 2015 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER
2015 PART ONE, JUNE 18, 2015 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER
2014 PART 2, DECEMBER 29, 2014 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER
2014 PART 1, DECEMBER 22, 2014 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER
2014, PART 2, JUNE 16, 2014 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: SUMMER
2014, PART 1, JUNE 9, 2014 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER
2013 PART 2, DECEMBER 31, 2013 |
DRUNKS AND THIEVES: WINTER
2013 PART 1, DECEMBER 24, 2013 |
DWI AND THIEVES: SPRING 2013,
MAY 7, 2013 |
DWI AND THIEVES, WINTER 2012,
DECEMBER 3, 2012 |
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The Big Sports Properties Deal
Big
Sports Baseball Dome Contract Expired
and Terminated, June 6, 2017
Jane
Cunningham and Dan Buck emails from
June 5, 2017
Update:
May 24, 2017
The
Development Agreement (Contract)
Between Big Sports and the City of
Chesterfield, March 10, 2017
Update:
January 21, 2017
Update:
December 22, 2016
Update:
December 2, 2016
Update:
November 5, 2016
Update:
October 28, 2016
Overview: The Big
Sports Properties Deal, October 17, 2016
Executive
Session Minutes
Draft, October
5, 2016
Real Estate Purchase
Contract, September 29,
2016
Letter of
Intent,
September 21,
2016
Executive
Session
Minutes,
September 7,
2016
Executive
Session
Minutes, August
1,2016
Executive
Session
Minutes July
18, 2016
Executive
Session Minutes, June 6,
2016
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Parkway School
District Elementary Teaching
Assistant Connor Brueggemann
Indicted on Multiple Child Porn
Charges
November 1, 2021 -- Connor Brueggemann was
indicted in October with the Federal Grand
Jury indictment filed on October 27, 2021
for possession and obtaining some really
gross child pornography. He was 24 at the
time of his arrest on state charges of
Promoting Child Pornography 1st Degree in
July of 2020. At the time of the July 2020
arrest he had a Ballwin address. He was
fired immediately by Parkway after the
2020 arrest.
Brueggemann had worked during the 2019-20
school year as a teaching assistant at the
Parkway School District Henry Elementary
School on Henry Road. The school serves
children living in parts of Town and
Country, Chesterfield, Manchester and
Ballwin.
Download
the indictment.
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Catholic Supply Store Murder and Sexual
Assault Case
October 22, 2021 --
Thomas Bruce charges, pleading
and sentences.
November
26, 2018 -- Read the 17 felony charges against
Thomas Bruce in the November 19
murder and sexual
assault at the Catholic Supply
Store on
Manchester Rd. |

Disappearing Memos
in the Cavins Case
July 29, 2023 --
Download and read the memos and
emails in the Town and
Country/Police Chief James Cavins
situation as referenced in the
July 29 newsletter.
Click HERE
to download now. |

David Cerna Case
FORMER
CHESTERFIELD
POLICE OFFICER DAVID CERNA, COP, SEX
PERVERT, VIDEO PRODUCER AND WEBSITE
OWNER! NOW READ THE INVESTIGATIVE
REPORT
October 14, 2017 – KTVI newsman Chris
Hayes got a tip and broke the case that
someone was video recording people
urinating in the men’s bathroom on the
Mobil on the Run in Chesterfield on
Clarkson Road. He turned his evidence
over to the Chesterfield Police.
A thorough investigation determined that
Chesterfield Officer David Cerna while
on duty had been hiding a camera in the
bathroom recording men’s penises at the
urinal. The Mobil station was a favorite
place for police officers to take a
bathroom break and at least seven
officers were also recorded.
A
search warrant of Cerna’s house in
Wentzville resulted in computers being
seized. There the bathroom images, along
with recordings of Cerna using a glory
hole at his house and performing
anonymous oral sex on people responding
to messages on websites were found. All
these images were placed on a website
run by Cerna.
More troubling
were secret recordings of officers
changing clothes in the Chesterfield
Police locker room, people,
including juvenile males wearing
sweat pants or shorts being frisked
by Cerna and having their pants
pulled out at the waist and their
genitals secretly recorded by Cerna
using a small recording device.
Cerna
pled
guilty to:
2
counts of Felony Invasion of
Privacy in St. Charles CO
Sentenced to 60 days jail.
Felony
Invasion of Privacy Multiple Persons
St. Louis County Sentenced to 4
Years prison but placed on 5-years
probation.
Misdemeanor
Invasion of Privacy St. Louis
County. Sentenced to 1-year jail
no probation.
Felony Sexual
Exploitation of a Minor St.
Louis County. Sentenced to
10-years prison but placed on 5 year
probation term.
Felony Invasion of
Privacy Multiple Persons St.
Louis County. Sentenced to 4-years
prison but placed on 5-years
probation.
Cerna appealed the
sentence for Sexual Exploitation of
Minor to the Missouri Court of Appeals
of the Eastern District. His appeal
was denied and the judgment and
sentence was affirmed on July 25,
2017.
The final notation on the case was
entered by the courts in September of
2017.
I filed a Sunshine Request
to obtain the investigative report in
September and received a copy of the
report on October 13, 2017.
Click
here to read the entire report.
David Cerna and
City of Chesterfield Lawsuit
Ryan
Wille Lawsuit Against David
Cerna and the City of
Chesterfield Charging Sexual and
Physical Abuse, July 22, 2016
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Chesterfield Mall Petition
and Resident Comments
July 19, 2023 --
Petition signatures and resident
comments opposing the rezoning of
Chesterfield Mall as referenced in
the July 22 newsletter are
available for download here.
Click HERE
to download now. |

Bob Costas: John's 1980 Interview
Former Town and
Country resident Bob Costas is a 2018
inductee in the Baseball Hall of Fame. Download and
read John's interview with Bob from
1980 from St. Louis Magazine. |

Jon Dalton Ethics Violations
Missouri Ethics Commission /
Jon Dalton Consent Order December 19,
2019
Missouri Ethics Commission /
Jon Dalton Consent Order February 21,
2014
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Deer Reports
Town and Country 2023 Deer
Management Program Final Report,
January 21, 2023
Town and Country Deer Report,
May 5, 2019
White Buffalo Deer
Distance Sampling Population Estimate,
February 14, 2019
White
Buffalo Final Report: Town &
Country Deer Management Program,
February 11, 2018
White Buffalo Deer
Distance Sampling Population
Estimate, Town & Country, February
11. 2018
White
Buffalo Final Report: Town &
Country Deer Management Program,
January 26, 2017
White Buffalo Deer Distance
Sampling Population Estimate, Town & Country, January
27, 2017 |

Doorack Scandal: Special
Report
Lawsuit:
Doorack vs. Chesterfield, August 9, 2019
Update:
May 22, 2017
Update:
January 21, 2017
Update:January
14, 2017
Update:
January 4, 2017
Update:
December 22, 2016
Boondoggle
Turns Into Scandal As City Officials
Break the Law and Hide Public Records,
December 7, 2016 |

Downtown Chesterfield Master Plan
Check out the proposed
plan for a new :"downtown
Chesterfield." Click HERE
to download now. Added December
12, 2020. |

Tim Engelmeyer's Attack
and Our Response
Chesterfield
Prosecutor Tim Engelmeyer launches a
lie-filled offensive and we
fire back. (May, 2017)
The
Engelmeyer Years
Read how
Chesterfield Prosecutor Tim
Engelmeyer has been making
sure DWI defendants represented
by lawyers leave the
courtroom with no fines or
points. Also read how
Engelmeyer reduces moving
violations to
Illegal Parking and how he
reduces crimes to “Littering”
violations.
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Ted Federer, a.k.a. "T-Fed"
Ted Federer, also
known as "T-Fed" lived a fast and
notorious life that came to a tragic
end on June 9, 2019 at the age of only
27.His encounters with the law have
been chronicled numerous times in our
newsletter. Here is a recap of his
exploits and untimely death.
The
Death of T-Fed, June 9, 2019
RELATED:
Scroll down to the "Our Favorite
Police Reports" section to read some
of the police reports from T-Fed's
numerous arrests.
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Forest Lake Tennis Club Lawsuit
Personal injury lawsuit
alleging sexual assault on a
employee/student by another member of
the staff, August 2019.
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City of Frontenac vs. Jim Edmonds
UPDATED
February 3,
2022 -- In
July, we
posted the
lawsuit where
the City of
Frontenac sued
St. Louis
Cardinal
legend Jim
Edmonds over
failure to
erect a
code-compliant
fence around
his swimming
pool.
The lawsuit
was dropped in
January 2022
when Edmonds
agreed to
comply with
the fence
regulations.
Click HERE
for the
updated
January 2022
version after
Edmonds agreed
to comply with
the fence
regulations
and Frontenac
dropped the
lawsuit.
Click HERE to
download the
lawsuit from
July 2021. |

Connie Fults Ethics Violations
Missouri Ethics Commission
Versus Connie Fults Consent Order, April
26, 2016
Connie Fults Refuses to Obey
Missouri Ethics Laws, March 2, 2016
Connie Fults Ethics
Complaint, March 1, 2016
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State Representative
Don Gosen Sex Scandal
Don Gosen Sex Scandal, February 18, 2016
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Lamb vs. Town and Country
Town and Country Refuses to
Enforce Building Codes,
Neighbor's House Damaged
June
3, 2021 --
Read the
lawsuit and
responses on
how Town and
Country
refused to
enforce
building codes
on a new house
under
construction
which caused
damage to the
next door
neighbor's
house,
designed by a
famous
architect
known for his
mid-century
modern
designs.
David
and Erin
Lamb's Amended
Petition, May
29, 2020
Town
and Country
Motion to
Dismiss,
January 14,
2021
David and
Erin Lamb's
Plantiff's
Response to
Town and
Country's
Motion to
Dismiss, March
31, 2021 |

The
John Low Case:
Sex Crimes and Kidnapping of a
Minor
On November 3, 2022 the Federal
Prosecutor’s Office in St. Louis
recommended a 12-year (135 months)
sentence to 38-year-old Chesterfield
resident John Low of 15452 Millrun Ct
Chesterfield, for driving to Manhattan,
Kansas, picking up a 15-year-old he met
on the internet, driving her back to
Chesterfield where he kept her shackled
in his basement where he raped her
several times.
The FBI received a tip and with the
Chesterfield Police on January
26,rescued the girl, who was wearing a
dog collar at the time. We reported this
in April when the Chesterfield PD
included the arrest in the department’s
monthly newsletter.
The case was originally filed in State
Circuit Court but was then moved to
Federal Court. The Federal
recommendation is for 12 + years in
prison.
The Presentencing Report gives the facts
in the case better than any document we
found. See the documents below.
Judgement,
November 9, 2022
Guilty
Plea, November 9, 2022
Defense
Sentencing Memorandum, November 3,
2022
Prosecutor
Sentencing Memorandum, October 31,
2022
County
Indictment, March 16, 2022
Federal
Indictment, February 9, 2022
Criminal
Complaint, January 27, 2022
Original
story from January 27, 2022 |

Robyn Luitjens Police Report
April 25, 2023 --
Download and read the 23-page
Robyn Luitjens police report as
referenced in Drunks and Thieves
2023 Part 4.
Robyn
Luitjens Police Report |

Resident Comments on Maryville's
Proposal to Replace Woods Mill Center
With a Dorm and Sports Complex
April 23, 2022 -- The
Town and Country Planning and Zoning
Commission meeting regarding Maryville
University's proposal to tear down the
Woods Mill Center and replace it with a
six story dorm for 400 students and a
3,000 seat sports complex and concert
venue was held on April 20.
Click HERE
to download and read the first batch of
emails from residents to the Planning
and Zoning Commission regarding the
proposal.
MORE: Click HERE
to download and read additional emails
from residents dated April 20, 2022 to
May 18, 2022.
Click HERE
to download and read the residents'
comments made at the meeting. |

Mason Road Crashes
A
compilation of crashes on Mason Road
through February 2022 with photos
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Mason Road Sidewalk Project Emails
Comments
and emails from October 2019 regarding
the Mason Road sidewalk project from
residents of Buckland Hall
Subdivision:
Read
a selection of
earlier emails and
attachments between city staff
regarding the Mason
sidewalk stop work order
from October 2018, obtained
and added November 2019.
Susan Crandall
Jana
and Kevin Hunt
Mike
and Cheryl Schmid
Read
emails about the Mason Rd. sidewalk
project from the first quarter of 2017
to and from Town and Country city
staff, elected officials, Parks
Commission members and residents. |

Mayor Bob Nation: Temper, Temper!
January
6, 2021 -- A
chronicle of
Chesterfield
Mayor Bob
Nation, his
infamous
temper and
frequent use
of profanity.
Mayor
Bob Nation:
Chesterfield
Censure
Chesterfield/Mayor
Bob Nation,
Order To Show
Cause,
October 19,
2015
Chesterfield
Resolution of Censure
of Mayor Bob
Nation,
October, 2015
Chesterfield
Investigation
of Mayor by
Special
Counsel Kevin
O'Keefe,
September 9,
2015
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Dan
McLaughlin's Three DWIs

Third DWI, 12-4-22
DWI,
No Proof of Insurance, Leaving Scene
of Accident, 9-25-11
DWI,
8-16-10 (Saturated pants.)
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Moving Violations To
Illegal Parking
(Listed by date,
newest first.)
2019 Municipal
Court Parking
Convictions. March 21,
2020
2018 Municipal Court
Parking Convictions. Updated May
5, 2019
Special report on
the Municipal Court system:
Moving Violations
to Illegal
Parking, UPDATED
July 29,
2017
Special report
on the Municipal Court system: Moving
Violations
to Illegal
Parking, UPDATED
April 15,
2017
Special report
on the Municipal Court system: Moving
Violations
to Illegal
Parking, March
27,
2017 |

David Peistrup: Convicted
Stalker's Lawyer Threatens
Newsletter and Website -- Our
Lawyer Responds
January 26, 2022 -- After
reporting on the exploits of a convicted
stalker in our newsletter, his attorney
sends us a threatening letter. Our
attorney responds. Read
both letters and the full story on the
notorious David Peistrup. |

President Trump VS The US Postal Service
A
collection of cartoons on President
Trump's duel with the US Postal
Service, August 27, 2020.
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Ronald Lee Roberts
Ronald Lee Roberts Sentencing
Recommendation, Fraud
Case, Filed
January 15, 2015 |

Sicuro - Himpler Indictment
Grand Jury indicts
Chesterfield psychiatrist Franco
Sicurio and business partner Carlos
Himpler in health care fraud and money
laundering scheme.
Download
the indictment filed 9-17-20
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The Fall of Steve Stenger
Read
the 44-page federal indictment
against former St. Louis County
Executive Steve Stenger, April 25,
2019
Steve
Stenger Search Warrant. March 20,
2019
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Town Square
Town Square
Costs, October 3, 2021
Town Square
Costs, February 24, 2020
Town Square Costs, July 22
2019
Town Square, John's Take On
The Issue, November 25,
2016
Brinkmann Town Square
Proposal, October 12, 2016
Opus Town Square Proposal
October 12, 2016
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Wolfe vs. Town and Country
February 23,
2018 – Town and
Country police
officer Jeffrey Wolfe has
filed a lawsuit
due
to the department
demoting him from
Sergreant to
Corporal over a
relationship
with
officer Lauren
Becker.
Download the
lawsuit
and polygraph
results.
Download
and read an
analysis and
opinion of the
Wolfe lawsuit
from a former
Chief
of Police. |

Shannon Woolsey Lawsuit
Shannon Woolsey Lawsuit, Sexual Harassment,
Town & Country Police
Department, 2013
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Gangs of Town and Country,
Updated October 6, 2019. |
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Listed
alphabetically by last name
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Brett Cervantes
DWI,
3-29-13
Domestic
Disturbance, Disorderly Conduct,
Assault on Police Officer, 1-25-12
DWI,
2-12-11
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Jon Dalton, Jr.
DWI,
6-23-12
DWI,
1-1-12
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Ted Federer, a.k.a.
"T-Fed"
Bar Fight, Threatening
Police Officers and their Families,
Felony Possession of Drugs, 3-30-14
DWI,
Driving While Suspended, Possession
of Marijuana, Speeding, No Proof of
Insurance, Open Alcohol in Car,
5-18-13
This download has the
following three police reports in
one download:
- Stealing Under $500, Minor
in Possession of Alcohol, 1-11-12
- Minor in Possession of
Alcohol, Providing False Information,
2-13-12
- Destruction of Property,
Stealing Under $500, 3-29-12
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Katie Huggard
DWI,
7-1-11 ("I have a bulldog lawyer!"
Threatened to urinate in Police
car.)
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Rice
"Sandy" Jacobs
Volunteer
Treasurer stole at least $135,868
from various band and choir accounts
at Parkway central High School.
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David Karney
Alderman
David Karney sends threatening
emails to Alderman Fred
Meyland-Smith under the fictitious
name Jeff Storehouse, 2010
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Ryan
Leeman and Christian Duvall
Chesterfield Parents Go On
Vacation and 35-year old Son Invites
Prostitute and Heroin Supplier to Move
In
The
Story
The Police Report
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Dan McLaughlin
DWI,
No Proof of Insurance, Leaving Scene
of Accident, 9-25-11
DWI,
8-16-10 (Saturated pants.)
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Alfred
"Skip" Nichols
DWI,
3-17-00
DWI,
6-1-07
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Richard Rognan
Patronizing
Prostitution, 8-8-13
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Scott Rosenblum
DWI,
4-29-14
Accident, 4-29-14
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Andy
Stecko
Incident
at the Hangar Bar and Grill, 3-4-16
While
this police report has a number of names
redacted, through independent means we
were able to identify four of the six
people mentioned. They are:
The
Suspect: Then Monarch Fire Protection
District Captain Andy Stecko.
The
Victim: Monarch Fire Prevention District
firefighter/paramedic Donna Kessler.
Witness
1: "C" is Bob Chitwood, the owner of the
hangar Grill and Pub on Long Road.
Witness
2: "F" is bartender Sarah Ferguson.
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Robert
Walter
Another Night at Harpo's,
6-11-16
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